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Cliff Stamp

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Jerry, when you have the time, put together an INFI multi-tool. I leaned a bit too hard on my Leatherman yesterday and snapped one of the jaws off.

-Cliff
 
Cliff,

My grandfather used to tell me that I could tear up a steel ball, but you take the cake!! After seeing the pics of what you did to the Busse, and now you're busting up multi-tools, you scare me a little. Just exactly what do you do for a living?

I'm thinking that you're some mad scientist squirreled away in the side of a mountain with some sort of diabolical device that alters the molecular structure of bladeware. How else could you wreak so much havok on a Busse knife and a Leatherman?

Take this little test and see if I'm right about who you really are. Have you ever used the phrase "thwart my plans" in speaking to an arch-rival? Or, have you ever used the word, "Silence!" as its own sentence?

Just curious...

Be cool man. Really...Be cool.

Just havin' some fun!!
 
Hey Cliff,
Leatherman doesn't have a LIFETIME Warranty {LOL)
but they do have a 5 or 10 year warranty. Maybe you
can get another one from them, so you can break it too!!
Just don't tell them who you are. I think you have a reputation
for breaking things!!!!
Take care,
Chip
 
Garrett Lucas :

How else could you wreak so much havok on a Busse knife and a Leatherman?
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A lot of free time, a curious nature, and a total disregard for personal safety.

One of the funniest breaks I have ever experienced was when I was over at a friends house and went to cut a block of butter in half. It was just taken out of the fridge it was fairly hard, instead of being sensible and working the knife through it, I press down violently and the plastic handle broke around the partial tang. My friend looks at me with a "What the $@%!" look on his face, and I say with a straight face "See, that is why you should always have full tang knives."

Have you ever used the phrase "thwart my plans" in speaking to an arch-rival?
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I think that just refering to someone as your arch-rival is enough.

Chip, I sent it back to Leatherman already. I'll just use it a little lighter if they decide to replace it.

-Cliff
 
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