New reality show "Indiana Steel"

texasflyfisher

texasflyfisher

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I was thinking the other day it might be fun to have a reality show that follows the (mis)adventures of the Wildfred Works posse (Kerry, Reese and Tony) as they interact on a weekly basis. Sort of like the folksy version of "LA Ink" or "Orange County Choppers". Honestly though, about the only reality show I ever watched was Cops and pretty much the only thing I learned was exercise your right to remain silent and don't say anything without an attorney present, especially when there is a camera in front of your face. Anyways, I am sure this new show would be equally educational besides entertaining.

Now, I am sure like most "reality" shows, there would be some staged moments but hopefully those would be few and far between. I imagine we would see everyone hard at work on new projects, maybe a few discussions and get to see just how often Kerry signs on to various forums and how he comes about finding all those interesting topics. :)

So, what do y'all think the first episode would be about on "Indiana Steel"?

p.s. If someone can come with a more creative name for the show, I am all for changing it.
 
I dont know him personally but based off what I've seen here, does Kerry need any more distractions?? :D
 
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How about “As the Grinder Turns,” “The Wacky Adventures of Wilfred Works,” “Bellying up to the Grinder,” “Traditional Knives R Us,” “Grinding Steel and Cutting the Cheese,” “Damn the Bullock Shields; Full Speed Ahead,” “It Takes a Stiddy Hand,” “Peening in Public,” and “If it were Easy Squirrels would Do it,” (more PC than “If it were Easy Girls Would Do it.”

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That's pretty good Vince!

Those are some pretty creative titles Mike! I wonder, if that photo was retrieved from the victim's camera? Scary to know that was the last thing he ever saw!

Alright, what would be the opening theme song for the show? Something folksy with banjos or fiddles?
 
Wilfred Vise , CSI Wilfred ( Cool Slipjoint Industries ) , Days Of Our Knives , House Knives of Wilfred and the PG14 version , Bolstering The Bone .


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I have a couple of excerpts of what was said in these scenes. In the first one, it was "Boy, I told you before that if you backed up the toilets again I was gonna make you clean out the septic tank!"

On the second one, it was "Did we mention that besides knife sharpening services we also offer inexpensive vasectomies? Which one of us would you like to serve you today?".
 
We can play this when we roll the credits :D

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Trololo man is going to get rich (in relative Russian terms) from the song royalties once the show goes into syndication.
 
thats kinda what we do with knives, "scrub one off for ya" :D
 
thawk said:
These guys were pretty folksy...

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Good music to grind by?
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Okay, Kerry is probably going to remove my name from his list forever, but if it's gonna have banjos then it has to be this one:

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This week on “Heat Treatin’ & Hot Babes” Kerry’s leopard print uni-thong gets caught in the grinder, which causes him to sing the “Trololo” song in soprano while WW is evacuated due to the smell of burnt hair. Reese saddles up for the last buffalo hunt in Indiana while Tony finishes up his first Sheffield exhibition knife, which includes a giant spork.
 
Dem boys look like some of the guys in 10-uh-C that my momma told me to stay away from.

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Meanwhile, next door to the Wilfred Works, the newly arrived family from L.A are thinking they should move back to the big city!!
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mike robuck said:
this week on “heat treatin’ & hot babes” kerry’s leopard print uni-thong gets caught in the grinder, which causes him to sing the “trololo” song in soprano while ww is evacuated due to the smell of burnt hair. Reese saddles up for the last buffalo hunt in indiana while tony finishes up his first sheffield exhibition knife, which includes a giant spork.
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lol!!!
 
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