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Cobalt

Cobalt

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I ain't got much money, and I never, ever owned a busse nife, never even seen one. But I heard they are the stuff. My ma moved us out of the big city of booneville, kentucky, back into the country back when prezident Kennedy died. I have been savin my pennnies since then to get me a big bowie nife. When I heard about the busse nife I had to get one and Ma gave me some chickens to seel, which I did. I gradiated high school a year ago. I have saved up about 100 dollers plus some chickens. Does anyone have a used busse bowie nife to sell me for that much. If you want more, like 150 dollers, I can make payments of somethin like 10 dollers a year plus my first 100 dollers which I could mail to yah. the nife has gotta be 7 to 9 inch blade for killin critters.

PeeES: ma gets mad at me every time I break one of her kitchen nives killin a wild hog, so I figur this will help as she is down to usin her fine indian copper wear. besides my head wont hurt so much from her hitin me with the iron skillet everytime i come home with a broken knife.

double PeeES: I get down to the town liberry once a week and I had Jed show me how to use this telephone typrighter. I like this typrighter, I get to see pics of girls in it. How'd they do that anyway? so, if i dont answer ritaway you know it's cuz i am walkin home
 
What's with the spelling/ grammar? LOL :D

You ain't likely gonna get a 7-9" busse for $100, but I have a feeling you already knew that ;)
 
I think you really have a severe destiny; so I suggest that Jerry donates a big, cruel, undestroyable infi-thing for you.

@Jerry: What do you think? And when taking my suggestion in consideration, then please remember the famous words of your compatriot Neil Armhog:
"That's one small step for Jerry, one giant leap for hogdom."

best regards

yours blitzblubber
 
Where have you been?

Disappear for 18 months, then come back hick'n it??

Hmmm, suspicious...... :cool:
 
cussin skunk has a buwie he will seel 2 you, butt it mite be a bit larg fur stickin hoggs.


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idahoskunk said:
cussin skunk has a buwie he will seel 2 you, butt it mite be a bit larg fur stickin hoggs.


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I knew Skunk would understand and come to the rescue!

Skunk, I don't think that knife is too big for my needs, I'll send a MO for $150.

:D
 
randucci said:
I knew Skunk would understand and come to the rescue!

Skunk, I don't think that knife is too big for my needs, I'll send a MO for $150.

:D
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I'll send $160!! ;)

:D

EDIT: AND A CHICKEN!!! :cool:
 
Cobalt said:
I like this typrighter, I get to see pics of girls in it. How'd they do that anyway?
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That's just Jerry in a wig, give him a few chickens and you can convince him to do anything.

-Cliff
 
Crushenator 500 said:
I'll send $160!! ;)

:D

EDIT: AND A CHICKEN!!! :cool:
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pffffff.... need more than one of them thar chikens, shiiiit i can eat seben of them and still have more room fur vittles :p


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Cousin Skunk, that nife, will jusabout cutit fir wat I need it fir. can I pay ya the first 100 dollers and then 10 a year for the next 5 years. I got some chickens too if you wanem.

Thatmguy, not sure watcha mean about being gone, I been workin on my farm, keepin the chickens safe from pesky coons and foxes.
 
Silas said:
Hey cussin skunk, you got a pertty mouth boy.
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(banjos playing in the background)
yes i know, and it would be a lot cuter ifen i were to quit drinkin jW blu :rolleyes:
 
Hey cuzin skunk, what's all them maggots doin around yer nife in the bottom picture, looks like some good grub?
 
Ok....somebody get this banjo playin, sister sleepin, cuzin of a hound dog a....

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FREAKINGASS BOWIE!!!!!!!!!!!!:p:D​


BTW, whatever happen to Peter La and Silas? Haven't seen either of them around forever!:confused:
 
I think they went away with Cobalt for a while, but only Cobalt came back. :confused:
 
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