New Virus Alert

mamav

mamav

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>>>There is a new virus. The code name is "WORK." If
>>>you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss,
>>>via e-mail, or from anyone else-do not touch
>>>WORK under any circumstances..
>>>
>>>This virus wipes out your private life completely.
>>>
>>>If you should happen to come in contact with this
>>>virus, take two friends and go straight to the nearest bar.
>>>Order drinks and after three rounds, you will find that
>>>WORK has been completely deleted from your brain.
>>>Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.
>>>
>>>Should you realize you do not have five friends,
>>>this means you are already infected by this virus and WORK already
>>>controls your whole life.
>>>
>>>If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until
>>>you make at least five friends. Then retry.
 
Who's old enough to remember Maynard G Krebbs, the beatnik on the Doby Gillis show?

WORK?!?!?!

Steve
 
In a city park stood two nude statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I herby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."

And with that command, the statues came to life, smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes.

The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, V

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"Sure. But This time you hold the pigeon down and I'll poop on it's head!" :D
 
I'm glad to see that their is still some humor in the forum. I thought that I had seen most of the jokes coming through the internet but, I guess I haven't seen nothing yet. Good for the funny bone.:) :)
 
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