News For Onewhobuys

[idahoskunk]

To save the economy, on September 18, 2011, Obama will announce that he has
accepted a bipartisan proposal from John Boehner, Nancy Pelosi, Mitch
McConnell and Harry Reid ordering the immigration department to start
deporting older people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social
Security and Medicare costs.

Old people are easier to catch, and will likely not remember how to get back
home!

I started crying when I thought of you. :cheerful:

RUN, YOU OLD BUZZARD, RUN!!



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[thatmguy]

He just has to be able to outrun you...LOL :thumbup:

 

[OldPhysics]

Crap.

Where did I put those track shoes??

 

[drbarnes]

haahhahhahahaahah

Im using this one on monday, some old fat guys at work are in trouble!

 

[Flatsman007]

It sounds like something the present administration would come up with.

 

[Tom Kanik]

Uh-oh!!!

 

[TurnerIII]

Ummmm - when you say "old" .... ahhhh...., exactly what is the cut off age???

50...60....???

 

[M67]

Ummmm - when you say "old" .... ahhhh...., exactly what is the cut off age???

50...60....???

I heard 63 if you're single, if you're married the combined age is at least 132

 

[Esav Benyamin]

Anyone found laughing at this is in big trouble with fat, slow, old supermoderators. :grumpy:

 

[Jaxx]

Good one, 'Skunk! HAHAHAHAHAHA...!

Anyone found laughing at this is in big trouble with fat, slow, old supermoderators. :grumpy:

...HA....um...:foot::foot::foot:

 

[Maniacal Pete]

Anyone found laughing at this is in big trouble with fat, slow, old supermoderators. :grumpy:

Not for long, it appears.
Do you think you'll get to choose your destination, Esav?

pete

 

[Jerry Busse]

I started to laugh, but I threw my back out. . ..

Jerry. :

 

[Esav Benyamin]

I did that a few months ago, Jerry. It gets better as long as the jokes aren't too funny!

 

[DRodent]

The correct definition for "old" is when your children become teenagers.

 

[Tom Kanik]

The correct definition of OLD is when your kids have kids! I know!

 

[RussMo]

Uh, define the old guy age cut-off. When does that begin, do I need to keep my GPS handy???

 

[Esav Benyamin]

You'll know it when you get there!

 

[Gravelface]

The correct definition of OLD is when your kids have kids! I know!

I met a 32 year old Grandma the other day......her 17 year old had a 3 year old

 

[David Brown]

He he he Old People are funny

 

[Dennis in MA]

It's like Logan's Run, but without hot 1970's Farrah Fawcet.