ninjas kill Bin Laden with (blem) gelbu special !

DannyinJapan

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They said " We caught Osama when he was taking a poop. At first we were worried because we planned on chopping his head off with the gelbu, but it had a 1cm crack in the satisal handle. Yangdu said it would never go anywhere, but you never know what's going to happen in combat..."
 
Danny, beheading is no longer politically correct. I would recommend staying away from it.

Fortunately, the media has not yet latched on to the infamous "Blood Eagle".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle

If you go this route, be a gentleman about it and keep it quiet. I'd hate to see it spoiled for the rest of us.

Superglue ought to fix the crack nicely.
 
while it is disappointing that the Blood eagle was probably not a habitual viking practice, if used at all, and something invented by the church as early propaganda, it seems fitting for osama. only caveat is that it terminates someone fairly quickly - get in any slow and painfull stuff first.

best done outdoors as it's a bit messy. take lots of photos and put them on the internet & email to all the usual militant websites, inc. of course our politically correct hollywood stars who really know whats best for us.
 
You didn't let that little crack stop you did you. I know you only hesitated because the blade was too good for Osama. You were trying to figure out how to shred him slowly with the crack, right. I admire your careful nature there. Afterall if you're going to do something you want it done right.:thumbup: ;) :p :thumbup:
 
I know it's (mostly) all in fun, but guys...

it behooves us as the righteous to be as dispassionate about dispensing the enemy as we can be. No cruelty just for cruelty's sake.

We're not playing God. We're just here to arrange the meeting. >pop<

John
 
Sorry John, and I know you are advocating the high road here, but I can't seperate myself from it. I think many people would bid if torturing him were put on ebay. I think I would. I wouldn't think of myself as playing God, but as taking some simple human pleasure. I do value having the righteous position in this conflict, but I would love to be the one to harden a blade in his guts. Sorry, but thats my honest opinion. I admire those of you on the high road, and thank God you are here to outweigh my agressive opinions. I'm not trying to offend any forumites, but this is raw honesty here, so if I have, I apologize.:foot:
 
Imagine OBL's head on a butcher block during Superbowl halftime.

The ratings... what a dream. Instead we have "American Idol."

Rome's glory days are gone, but sometimes I miss 'em.



Ad Astra
 
I agree with Spectre. We do not want to become our enemy.

Justice, tempered with compassion. God will sort it out.
 
Who knows who we would be if we had been born elsewhere.

I understand why you feel like you do, Andy.

I'd just hate to see good folks get bitter inside over someone's twistedness.

I don't hate mad dogs, just acknowledge they're sick and need to be put down. That's Osama.

Others? People I might be looking over rifle sights at may believe they're doing the right thing, as I believe I am. I won't hate them and I won't hate me...we each just have our duty.

John
 
So calm and wise, I may need to check out Buddhism. Thanks John, that actually helps some. I think you know how much respect I have for you. :thumbup:
 
John's one of those guys that when he speaks, you listen. Not because he shouts the loudest but because he barely whispers at all. There is a quiet calm of real "truth" that he puts out there right in front of you. All you have to do is still your heart, cock your ear, and listen. There in is the key. One half of it is the words. The other is the calming of body and mind to take it in.
I'm a flawed man with flawed passions, lusts, and irrational thought from time to time, but i'll always stop and listen to what John has to say:)

Jake
 
Well, if its good enough for Anne Boleyn, Marie Antoinette, and Porky the Pig, its good enough for Bin Laden...
 
My sense of humor can best be compared with habanero peppers: not everyone appreciates it, and most find it downright painful even in small quantities. (It also goes well with chilli.) Dark comedy is my defense mechanism for dealing with difficult issues. It's fine for certain locales but not for this one.

I'd hope that no one actually took my recommendation seriously, but I apologize for my part in this just the same.
 
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