No Bull...... Clinton on rampage......

Raymond Richard

Raymond Richard

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Things were awful quiet Saturday morning following a day of constant bull bellowing well into the night. Clinton could no longer resist the sent of one of the neighbors yearling cows. The urge became to great in the we hours of the morning and he took out close to 150 feet of really old barbed wire plus my one hot strand. I spent my Saturday morning along with my neighbor and his son in law replacing fence. Clinton is all smiles..... :D :D :D
 
Actually both the cows are Clinton's daughters from a previous encounter. Not sure what the names are since Saturday was the first time I spoke with the neighbor in 2 years.
 
Bruce Bump said:
Was the name of your neighbors heifer Monica? :D
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back sometime ago
a dress of Monica's when on auction
someone at that auction said to the auctioneer,
that dress could not be auctioned off:confused:
confused... the auctioneer said why not? :confused: the Bidder said,
because Bill Clinton all ready had a deposit on it :barf: :D :D :D
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D i can see where this post is going to go.

so monica walks into a dry cleaners to get her dress washed.
she walks to the owner and and says she needs a stain removed, the owner then asks what the stain was.... she :D stutters and quickly thinks of something and mumbles the word, mustard. they clerk not being able to hear her replys "come again?" and monica quickly and defensively replies "NO! I said it was mustard!"
 
Monica has switched parties.
She turned Republican because the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
:eek: :D ;)
 
Sounds just like the Clinton I first thought you were speaking of. Damn if it ain't a bull cattle instead. Sure fooled me. Sure sounds like what I've been hearing about for the last 12 very very very LONG years.

However, I can tell by your post you love that critter. I think so would I.

RL
 
Roger, Once Bill Clinton took office I knew then Clinton would be a great name for a bull. It was actually a few years after that that I got my one and only bull. Up untill then there was a local bull and one in a setting like I'm living in is more than enough. Bull's in general have taken a bad rap. For the most part there pretty solitary in nature. If there services aren't needed there pretty much by themselves except for feeding time. There the last to arrive but eat where they like. They move while being fed, the rest of the cows move to get out of there way. Not a good idea to get in there way if they think there services are needed. With Clinton taken out the fence the neighbor didn't want to get his cows serviced because he's going to get them slaughtered the end of the year. Cows are on I believe a 20 day cycle untill they have been bred and when its time they let out a sent that bulls can pick up from quite a distance. Clinton had put up with the fence for well over a year and decided it was time to take it out.....
 
Tallpaul, Clinton is the one in the back ground. Believe I took this picture a couple years ago. The large steer with the white face is now living in the frezer.....

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He's a big boy ain't he... one of these days I'll get the homestead thing goin' I need a 800 square foot house and several large barns though... :D thanks for the picture
 
Ray: You and Clinton could pass for brothers. You just have a lot less hair on your head. :eek: :p Does he do the slag dance TOO????? :D :D
 
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