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Mk-211

Mk-211

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Guess I should've had an extra cup of coffee this morning.

Got to chopping some veggies, thought I was Gordon Ramsey...

Knife left hand, knife hit floor as I was jumping out of the way (didn't want it in my foot).

This is what I see, as I'm hanging from the cupboards, with one foot on the counter.

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Now I've got onions stuck between my toes, peppers all over the counter...
 
Tough break, I actually got an esee 4 knife through my foot once, and I'll just say this, it definitely aint like the movies, you arent "finishing the fight" or walking off 🤣
so I will say YOU made the right call!
Safety first.
 
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Now ya' got a compact cleaver and a stick tang knife kit! Oh, the joy!

It's funny how quick our reflexes actually are when a big sharp knife is falling towards our feet. Even when ya' figger you ain't got it no more, you're suddenly light and nimble as a professional ballet dancer or an umpteenth degree Kung Fu master.

I'm glad all your pieces and parts remain intact!
 
killgar said:
Mount it on the wall of your kitchen as a warning to the other knives. 😁
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On an unrelated but related note, when I was in college... I did this. I was renting an old house with lots of woods behind it and we had roaches.

In my infinite wisdom, everytime I killed a roach I stacked it in a line with it's dead brethren as a warning to other passerby roaches. There was about a 7 roach death line at one point and weirdly enough it seemed to have worked! Missed a trick though, should have written a little sign that said "abandon all hope ye who enter here".
 
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