Not be lost. (Survival humor)

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"If you find yourself lost in the woods, f**k it, build a house. 'Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!'" - Mitch Hedberg R.I.P.

Just thought you guys might enjoy some kinda on-topic humor. Mitch was a hilarious dude, high, but hilarious.

Oh, and another of my favorite quotes is from winnie the pooh:
"I'm not lost, I'm right here." -Tigger
 
I'm not lost , I'm right here , but I don't know where here is !
Built a house in the woods ? Now they're checking things with satellite photos so the house in the woods would be taxed and maybe even torn down since it hadn't been built to code and without permits !!
 
mete said:
I'm not lost , I'm right here , but I don't know where here is !
Built a house in the woods ? Now they're checking things with satellite photos so the house in the woods would be taxed and maybe even torn down since it hadn't been built to code and without permits !!
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Just tell them "It was here when I got here. Now that I've made this my mailing address, you need to track down the rightful owner, have them contact the courts to get eviction papers together then have a county sheriff present at the eviction. Now. You shuffle off and take care of that. I'll see you in about nine months when the paper work is done and you can get a county sheriff out here. "Til then, get off my porch :p"


Thats how it works in Detroit anyway... :o;)
 
You are only lost if you have to be somewhere else. Other wise you are only misplaced somewhere else then you expected..

Cool im lost finaly now i can have some fun without anyone else getting in my way...

I wish i could get lost,,,,,,,,,But they keep finding me

Me Sasha
 
Rupestris said:
Just tell them "It was here when I got here. Now that I've made this my mailing address, you need to track down the rightful owner, have them contact the courts to get eviction papers together then have a county sheriff present at the eviction. Now. You shuffle off and take care of that. I'll see you in about nine months when the paper work is done and you can get a county sheriff out here. "Til then, get off my porch :p"


Thats how it works in Detroit anyway... :o;)
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thats how it works in hawaii as well....my boss has a farm and had a guy come out and live/work there...it didnt work out my boss tried to get him removed off his property by the police but they said they couldnt since he had made it his mailing address....long story short the guy HAD A RIGHT to stay on the property for 30 days....sorry its a bit off topic but i had to chime in.


also, men never get lost! :)
 
How not to get lost. Turn around every so often and carefully look at your back trail. Note the weird looking broken trees, unusual rocks and hillsides, patches of vegetation, and so on. When you return, these unusual features lock right in with your memory and you know where you should be going. Do this any time you top a ridge or take a radical turn.
 
"I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks".......Daniel Boone
 
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Rupestris - that's the subject of 'adverse possession' .We recently changed the law here in NY as there were many cases of theft of land because of the poor laws. There are many bizarre cases in other parts of the country involving theft of land .
 
"Remember wherever you go, there you are." The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzi Across the Eighth Dimension. :D

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Dokken - Alone Again
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555 said:
"Remember wherever you go, there you are." The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension. :D
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Fixed it for you!


"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are." - Doctor Buckaroo Banzai :p


"Laugha while a you can a monkey boy." - Emil Lazardo

:D
 
I've never been lost, but I have gone wild before, but it;'s been a long time and I'm not sure if I remember the way back.
 
cssims said:
Fixed it for you!


"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are." - Doctor Buckaroo Banzai :p


"Laugha while a you can a monkey boy." - Emil Lazardo

:D
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Thanks, I see it now. :thumbup:

[after Buckaroo has been ionized]
Buckaroo Banzai: There they are.
Perfect Tommy: There who are?
Buckaroo Banzai: Don't you see them?
New Jersey: See who?
[Buckaroo points at the Lectroids]
Buckaroo Banzai: There! Evil PURE AND SIMPLE by way of the Eighth Dimension!

General Catburd: The man's been through solid matter, for crying out loud. Who knows what's happened to his brain? Maybe it's scrambled his molecules. All I'm saying is, Mr. President, let's not panic.


:D
 
Coworker to my wife: "My new car has a GPS, this thing it great, it tells you where you are, and how to get where your going, so you never get lost. You should get one."

My wife: "I don't need one, I don't get lost"

Coworker: speechless
 
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