Not sure how you guys do it.

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I am not sure how you sword guys do it. I used to have a crappy katana I brought home with me from my travels on a display stand. After I had put my 4th hole in the ceiling of the condo I was living in back then the wife made me sell it.

Some of the pieces you guys post on here are amazing, can you look at them ever day and not pick them up and start swinging them at stuff? or do you just wait wait until the wifes are gone and start searching the house for things that need to be chopped?
 
Just an observation but if someone has to wait for their wife to leave before looking for things to do, there may be a problem with the relationship.

However, the ceiling scratcher's club syndrome is another learning experience. Once a chimney has been encountered, the sofa split, ceiling fan rent asunder; better appreciation of space can often temper the need for these wide swept actions. Closer to home and appreciation might be not these more violent but the caress or feeding those needs to handle swords.

Measure well the width, depth and height whenever flourishing or thrusting home.

Cheers

GC
 
stopped having that problem with the 9-14' vaulted ceilings, but before that I had plenty of nicks in my apt ceiling.
 
This amused me. Swords frankly scare me heh. I've only handled a few proper swords with a real edge on them and I'd rather hold an SKS with a full mag by a MILE compared to a broadsword with fully sharpened edges.

I fear for my pets and my limbs when I handle a sword.
 
Easy enough for me. We live out in the woods. I can just step outside any time I like and hack something up.

In the summer and fall I like to test my blades on melons and pumpkins.

Occasionally I splurge for a foam archery target.

Watermelon tastes better if you kill it yourself with an egyptian khopesh.

:cool:

It's also nice to sit by the fire ring, just me and the dogs, for a private wienie roast and hope a few zombies show up so I can smite them the old fashioned way.

The dogs are more interested in the wienies than zombies and ancient near-eastern weaponry though.
 
It's pretty rare for me to either scratch the ceiling, or NOT have a blade in hand when I'm home. The wife is used to it, at this point. She tells me it's strangely comforting to have me either practicing a cut, or sharpening a blade pretty much all the time. My friends always know I'm feeling better after I've been sick when I've got a blade of some sort in hand and am playing with it again.

I think the main thing is that you really need to be very aware of where the blade is when you're practicing, especially if you're using something low quality which might break. You'd feel like a real tool if you misjudged a swing, or had someone come up behind you, or the blade broke when you hit the ceiling, and you injured or killed someone.

The other issue, of course, is that even with short ceilings, it's to your advantage to keep your blade close to your body. The wider your swings, the easier it is for an opponent to penetrate your guard. You want your cuts to be economical and to return quickly to a guard stance so you can block or parry as necessary. And you want to know exactly how far you can reach on a hit.

It's probably safest to practice outside, but really, the best way to learn, in my experience, is to start slow, and really watch the blade so that you gradually gain a feel for it. Plus, you want to know how it feels to move with perfect form, which is in some ways easier slow. Build your speed up gradually, until the sword starts to feel like an extension of your body. Pull the power for your hits from your hips, legs, and torso, not the arms, and you'll find you can swing a sword much more easily in an enclosed space without damaging your ceilings, etc, and you'll get more power to boot than you would with your arms.

What kind of sword are you using these days? Techniques vary widely depending on the kind of blade you're using. A really long blade, like a longsword or a dai-katana, or worse, a claymore, should probably not be used indoors ever. But short swords, one hand swords, etc, can be used fairly easily in an enclosed space, even fighting in a hallway.
 
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