Why do you hate them? People say that but don't explain why. If they are not your style, so be it it. But they are reliable multi tools that come in dozens of variations so you get what you want and need for a great price. They come come sharp with excellent fit and finish. Easy to sharpen, easy to carry, and since I work in NYC and can't carry a locking knife or fixed blade, they are just about the perfect edc for an office job. I like Buck, Becker, Bench made and Spyderco but can't carry them into the city. Weekends and evenings, sure, but the rest of the time, its a SAK.
I wonder where these kind of reactions come from. Non USA product? Non tactical design? If you look at the usefulness and value of the tool, I don't understand the basis of the criticism.