Note to self and others:
UPS drivers do NOT understand how excited some people get about knives, and can easily mistake a person's innocent "enthusiasm" for random "threat" if the word "knife" comes out of your mouth too many times, too quickly. Oh, and gesticulating wildly while inquiring also affects the perceptual equation, as well.
Just for future, uh, reference...
Luckily I could bribe him with a Diet Coke, cuz they sure understand cold beverages in 96 degree heat...
And still, I struck out. No Force One, yet.
UPS drivers do NOT understand how excited some people get about knives, and can easily mistake a person's innocent "enthusiasm" for random "threat" if the word "knife" comes out of your mouth too many times, too quickly. Oh, and gesticulating wildly while inquiring also affects the perceptual equation, as well.
Just for future, uh, reference...
Luckily I could bribe him with a Diet Coke, cuz they sure understand cold beverages in 96 degree heat...

And still, I struck out. No Force One, yet.