Now, how to get it?

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Belly

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Based on an earlier thread, I now want to buy the Wegner integral lock or the Darrell Ralph custom EDC. Both are great, but I have yet to break into the custom level of knives. My wife is already fed up with my production knives and my latest purchase of a revolver. We have the money for the knife, but she is unbending. She wants it to be used for paint/home repair stuff. She has a point, but I really have been searching for about a year now for that particulat knife that fits my needs.

Any suggestions on how to get $400 without her getting angry?

I figured you guys would know!

Belly
 
Work a few overtime shifts.
Sell your production knives.
Stop eating out.
Stop drinking Cokes or whatever, and start drinking water.

Or, if you're really desperate:
-Sell blood.
-Get another job.
-Pawn your car.
-Spend the money, and get used to the doghouse.
-Take out a second mortgage behind her back, and buy both knives, and some other cool stuff.
-Skip a rent payment and hope noone notices.

Or....
Just put one, or both on order with their maker, and save up while you wait (better to have the cash set aside ahead of time, though, IMO). You'll probably have a few months if you order from the maker.
 
Sometimes it is easier to get forgiveness than permission :D
 
Tell her that you are the man of the house, and if she doesn't like it...:p.

Then beg her for the money...:D.
 
I could give you some ideas, but according to the police they don't want men in dresses on the streets :D
 
P.S. If she doesn't have any jewelry buy her some and then pawn it.

P.P.S. That's probably a good idea even if she already has some....
 
Hey there..

Owens got it down pretty good..
you can tell he is married and an old hand at it by now...

Lunch money,,get use to not eating lunch.
Pop cans, beer bottles,aluminum siding add up real quick...

Get a backpack a screwdriver and start stealing hub caps.Works bett er with two people,,each one does a side...Maybe you have a friend who is having problems doing the same... :)

The ultimate though is to startup a knife related business:) LMAO
(Now you know why I make sheaths) Theres so much stuff coming and going through my front door it makes her dizzy as it is.. Five parcels in,,only 3 out,,,,she'll Never know the difference...

Just have a real good place to store them..Large gun vault,,something like that.:)

Use your head man,,don't you remember hiding Playboys from your mom when you were a kid ??You've been an adult too frigging long and have lost all of your Male instinct!!! LOL:)

ttyle

Eric...
 
A knife habit AND a practical wife that knows where the money should go? And you are thinking about breaking into customs ?

Belly...you are screwed !

Actually, either knife would work for cutting wallpaper or even sheet rock, just keep the 204 handy. I am looking forward to an Apogee and I plan on using it.

Got blood?

Good luck,


Steve-O
 
Okay, here's an idea but it'll only work once.

Go out and buy all the knives you want. Pawn the TV, sell her car, max out all the credit cards for cash advances, whatever. Just go whole hog because like I said, this will only work once.

After you've got all the biggies on your list and the cards are all maxed out and there's nothing of value left in the house, (get ready here's the really clever part!) Tell her you spent it all on CRACK!!!

Sure, you'll have to go to Rehab for two or three months, but just go, pretend you really want some Crack, and then gradually "recover."

She gets to be supportive, you get to appear brave and strong enough to beat the "monkey" on your back and then go back to leading a productive life and she'll think you're wonderful!



<b><font size=20>IT'S FLAWLESS!!!!!!</font></b>
 
Dang. That's a tough question.
First of all, get what ever it is you need first,
so your wife doesn't get suspicious.
SECOND..... Shop around and buy inexpensive.
Third KEEP THE CHANGE!!!!! (destroy all receipts immediatly)
Then use what ever is left over to buy your self a new sebbie,
although you will probably have to stash some more over a month or two.
Fourth. Make $50 disappear one day to cover the cost of your knife, and tell your wife that you used it to buy yourself a Sebbie (notice the wording, you're not actually lying :D )
Fifth. MAKE sure you check the for sale forums here.
You should be able to get a good deal on a new Sebbie like > $330

Sounds like a good plan to me!!!! Good luck!!!!
 
Become a sperm donor.......:D
 
Awwwww... come one guys!!! The answer is staring all of you right in the face.

The lady would like a knife to be used for paint/home repair stuff. That would be a box cutter, Xacto knife or POS. These don't cost all that much. Anything better is a waste of money.

And Belly already has the $$$ to buy the knife he wants. So what's the problem?? Take some petty cash, buy the POS for the paint/home repair, then once the lady is happy, go out and get your knife. :D

Easy?
 
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