Now Ive Seen It All

[goldie]

Theres a new seller on ebay,selling knives w brass handles that are being patina'd by keeping them in the wifes breasts. heres the title but i wont post the link; Artisan Cutlery Shark Brass Titty Patina.

 

[hhmoore]

Interesting way to boost the price a bit. At least they included pictures of the process

 

[K.O.D.]

I wonder if the seller will rent out the patina making machine.

 

[goldie]

Im wondering if the patina process is working 24/7 or just during the day...

 

[TraditionalMedicinal]

That's one way to make a sale xp

 

[KAEDC]

There are worse marketing gimmicks...

Also now some idiot is going to try and sell junk knives...

 

[kvaughn]

For an additional fee you can get the "Crotch Rot" patina.----KV

 

[JPD1998]

You can save $50 and get your own donor for the patina.

 

[BillZee]

I think I would need photo as proof and a certificate of authenticity. If you buy it......don't use it......store it carefully. I bet it will be worth fortune in the future........LOL

 

[BillZee]

Ok......checked eBay ad......yep there is photos. Bikini top..... knife cleavage. No mention certificate of authenticity. Although for you married guys......not sure about explaining that purchase.

 

[PirateSeulb]

You can save $50 and get your own donor for the patina.

Some of the heavy breathing potential buyers might be equipped to do their own.

 

[Hackenslash]

Wait...I'm confused. There's some other place to keep copper/brass knives to develop a patina?

 

[goldie]

^ ugh id rather not say...

 

[Kmikaz3]

Wait...I'm confused. There's some other place to keep copper/brass knives to develop a patina?

Since, you dont have that place per se, i can think of another place quite similar.

 

[goldie]

Its times like this that i miss the humor and commentary of charlie mike ......

 

[W. Anderson]

I tried talking my wife into this but she refused. Fool. It's pure profit. With that said, the patina actually looks pretty nice, but there is no way I could get over the fact that it was patina'd between a pair of things belonging a lady I don't know.

 

[goldie]

Heres his other auction with a knife in the patina making apparatus

 

[Hackenslash]

Since, you dont have that place per se, i can think of another place quite similar.

Oh no, not me. One of the main reasons I got married was to have a Patina Processing Facility, PPF for those in the biz.

Works great on copper too!

Only one way to get that kind of patina!
Although, not recommended for autos or assisteds.

 

[The Aflac Duck]

Too bad the CKF Milk didn’t come in brass or copper.

 

[The_Knife_Man]

Its times like this that i miss the humor and commentary of charlie mike ......

Yeah. I had a gap of not posting/ visiting. Is Charlie Mike alright? I expected to see his next brain child from Darrel Ralph celebrating another sobriety anniversary.