Nuts for your Trucks!!

Personally, whenever I have seen them I have come to the conclusion that they are there because the driver doesn't have any. Normally its some skinny a$$ trailer trash redneck squeezed into a pair of extra slim wranglers that is about about 5'6" suckin on a cigarette. Don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with a good ol' country boy, I'm one myself.

I don't want my mom or children to have to look at that driving down the road.

But thats just me.

Ryan
 
It would limit your circle of friends a lot. You might make new friends before they notice, but they're bound to notice sooner or later and then some people won't want to be seen with you....
 
I lived in a trailer park for a while, and one vehicle had them; nu-ticles I think they were called. The rest of the park looked down on that vehicle. I'd never own anything like that.
 
Hi All-

Are they intended for straight men trying to say they're virile to anyone who notices, heterosexual women seeking available men, homosexual men trying to impress other gay men? I don't understand the purpose of these things outside of being some sort of prank.

:confused:

~ Blue Jays ~
 
Tacky, tacky, tacky. And just s-o-o-o-o obvious. (I think I'll get one of those yellow plastic triangles boasting "Baby On Board". Now _THAT'S_ funny!!! )
 
Hey Guys....

Your all missing the point...

It's so Frigging Redneck it's perfect....

Tacky!!!

Yaaa that is the point...

ttyle

Eric...
O/ST
 
So why would you want to drive around a truck that has balls but no bat? Somethings missing...

Your truck will develop penis envy. :D
 
I once saw one that said 'Baby in Trunk' .. that was funny

Well, I THOUGHT I could get away without the winking smilie! ;) ;) ;)

Yea, there are probably HUNDREDS of variations on that dangler. My favorites are "Mother-in-Law in Trunk" and one I made myself - just a blank yellow triangle.
 
only think they would be used for down this way when mounted on a truck...

is moving target pratice.
 
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