O Amy-0, Amy-0... Wherefore art thou Amy-0?

[Jaxx]

Amy-0h,
How ARE you?
Battle Mistress, 2 Three-Fing...
Amy-0h,
I gotta know,
Didja say I win?...
Cstorr2004 says that I need to reach out to ya about a little tasty sumthin', sumthin' to go with my Hog Tag & Lanyard contest prize! Kewl! ...So what'd I win??
...1 Force One,
a few Steel Hearts,
razor-edged knives you'll bring. (It!)
All priced to move, you're in the groove!
Blades vanishing.
Amy-0h, please tell me so,
Amy-0h, I need you soooooo...
~~~~~>Insert guitar solo here<~~~~~
Edgy knives, DSF on shelf.
Busse calls; must work.
Another knife.
Debt to my eyes.
Shake it off; smirk!
Different knives
are sent by you,
all because I hit the 'SEND'.
Busse Superstar.
Ah, that's who ya are!
Thank you from your friends!!!
Amy-0h, I need to know,
Amy-0h, please tell me so!
(Amy-0h)
I need to know!
(Amy-0h)
I need ya so!
(The Cars, 'Candy-O'), w/modded lyrics, LOL Custom job.
Thx!
Jaxx

 

[randucci]

HuH?

 

[KnifeAddictAK]

HuH?

I'll second that with a WTF?

 

[Jaxx]

I'll second that with a WTF?

I've been told that I am the '2nd place winner'... After Rat's 5 wins, that is, and that Cstorr2004 had informed me that the Great & Wonderful Amy-0 had included something extra in the prize package from Cstorr's 1000th post contest. I was told to reach out to her here. Cool? ...So I had a little fun with this post. Did I go too far???
Jaxx

 

[wuyeah]

You might have already scared Amy-0h away

 

[Jerry Busse]

I've been told that I am the '2nd place winner'... After Rat's 5 wins, that is, and that Cstorr2004 had informed me that the Great & Wonderful Amy-0 had included something extra in the prize package from Cstorr's 1000th post contest. I was told to reach out to her here. Cool? ...So I had a little fun with this post. Did I go too far???
Jaxx

You are correct my friend. . . We have included AMY-0 as a little something extra for you. . . Hopefully the box won't be too damaged when it arrives. . . but not to worry as we have wrapped her in bubble wrap to reduce any possible shipping damage. . .

Be sure to feed her Clark bars and Coors Light on a regular basis and keep her away from anything with caffeine!!!! . . . .Other than that, you should be good to go!!!!!

Send her back in about a month, sooner if need be, as I will be the one filling in for her during her absence . . . . and that's not really a a good thing!!!!

Best of luck,


Jerry

 

[Cutshaw]

Does Amy-0 carry the same warranty as INFI?

 

[Jaxx]

You are correct my friend. . . We have included AMY-0 as a little something extra for you. . . Hopefully the box won't be too damaged when it arrives. . . but not to worry as we have wrapped her in bubble wrap to reduce any possible shipping damage. . .

Be sure to feed her Clark bars and Coors Light on a regular basis and keep her away from anything with caffeine!!!! . . . .Other than that, you should be good to go!!!!!

Send her back in about a month, sooner if need be, as I will be the one filling in for her during her absence . . . . and that's not really a a good thing!!!!

Best of luck,


Jerry

AWESOME!!!

Deal!!
But... Who's gonna get ALL that INFi out while she's partying it up at my place??? I am only in eastern PA., Jerry, maybe we can ship her back 'n' forth, like a long commute, a little during her stay, so's you don't fall too far behind on the outbound orders???? LOL
Please don't ship her with any knives & don't forget to place some Clarks Bars and water in with her... Oh!! And hey, let's pay for tracking & insurance on that package!! I don't want to be held responsible for Amy-0h getting LOST or DAMAGED IN THE MAIL! EVERY HOG in HERE would NOT be happy with me.
Thanks!! :thumbup:
Jaxx

PS. Tell her she's in luck and to bring a swimsuit. I just got a new Master Spas HOT TUB. She May NOT want to leave!!

 

[Amy-0]

Amy-0h,
How ARE you?
Battle Mistress, 2 Three-Fing...
Amy-0h,
I gotta know,
Didja say I win?...
Cstorr2004 says that I need to reach out to ya about a little tasty sumthin', sumthin' to go with my Hog Tag & Lanyard contest prize! Kewl! ...So what'd I win??
...1 Force One,
a few Steel Hearts,
razor-edged knives you'll bring. (It!)
All priced to move, you're in the groove!
Blades vanishing.
Amy-0h, please tell me so,
Amy-0h, I need you soooooo...
~~~~~>Insert guitar solo here<~~~~~
Edgy knives, DSF on shelf.
Busse calls; must work.
Another knife.
Debt to my eyes.
Shake it off; smirk!
Different knives
are sent by you,
all because I hit the 'SEND'.
Busse Superstar.
Ah, that's who ya are!
Thank you from your friends!!!
Amy-0h, I need to know,
Amy-0h, please tell me so!
(Amy-0h)
I need to know!
(Amy-0h)
I need ya so!
(The Cars, 'Candy-O'), w/modded lyrics, LOL Custom job.
Thx!
Jaxx

I will be sending it to you next week (probably Monday) It is a box full of my favorite things!!!!!

 

[Blue Jays]

Hi All-

Ric Ocasek, Elliot Easton, Greg Hawkes, and David Robinson aren't feeling threatened from a musical perspective. Benjamin Orr could write a better song...even right now!

~ Blue Jays ~

 

[Jaxx]

You are AWESOME!

I'm assuming that you have my shipping addy already. If not, or ya need again, please give a holler!

Thx!
Jaxx

 

[Jaxx]

Hi All-

Ric Ocasek, Elliot Easton, Greg Hawkes, and David Robinson aren't feeling threatened from a musical perspective. Benjamin Orr could write a better song...even right now!

~ Blue Jays ~

Well??? Give it a shot!!! No, seriously!! :thumbup: I can't be the ONLY one who thinks up ad-libbed lyrics for songs in my head to fit the whatever (occasion?)
C'mon! Let's 'hear' it! This thread has served its purpose well, so post 'em here!! LOL

 

[Jaxx]

I will be sending it to you next week (probably Monday) It is a box full of my favorite things!!!!!

COOL... CHEESECAKE, LOBSTER, COORS LIGHT, GANZAAA GREEN GAME WARDENS, CLARK BARS, PRIME RIB...AND CAFFEINE! ...Did I forget anything? :thumbup: