O.T. A new joke to help get over the problems here at BFC.

[Yvsa]

A Redneck Love Poem

Susie Lee done fell in love; she planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all she told her Pappy so.


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Pappy told her, "Susie gal, you'll have to find
another.
I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know, but Joe is yo'
half brother."
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So Susie put aside her Joe and planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this, he said, "There's
trouble still..."
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"You can't marry Will, my gal., and please don't tell
your Mother,
but Will and Joe and several mo' I know is yo' half
brother".​

But Mama knew and said, "My child, just do what makes
you happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe, you ain't no kin to Pappy."​

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[Josh Feltman]

That's awesome, Yvsa. Unfortunately, it sounds a lot like the town where I grew up.
--Josh

 

[Rod Allen]

 

[Rusty]

Groan and moan loudly

 

[t1mpani]

I'm going to keep checking back until Pappy replies to this.

 

[donutsrule]

I'm going to keep checking back until Pappy replies to this.

(and a few more characters to allow me to post in this new format )

 

[Ferrous Wheel]

Sounds like the proverbial "Family wreath."

Keith

 

[Semper Fi]

Sounds a little like East Kaintuck.

 

[Daniel Koster]

....haven't heard from Pappy for a while, have we...


Good one, Yvsa!

 

[ferguson]

....haven't heard from Pappy for a while, have we...

Haven't hear from Sarge either. Gonna have to send out search parties.

Thanks for the chuckle Yvsa!

Steve

 

[Josh Feltman]

....haven't heard from Pappy for a while, have we...

I emailed Pappy a little while back. I'm sure he'd love to hear from other Cantina members with well wishes, support, etc.

 

[Ferrous Wheel]

Like Padukah? Got a buddy there. The reservoir and locks over there are cool.

Keith

 

[dhuff]

Your porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

You've ever taken a beer to a job interview

You're still showing clevage, even tho' no one wants to see it.

and my favorite,

You've ever been too drunk to fish