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Yvsa

Yvsa

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A tour group stopped at the Tower of London. A man from Prague and

another from Athens got into a dispute. They decided to settle the

matter using the accoutrements at hand. They donned armor and chain

mail, while the rest of the group crowded around. But the onlookers

couldn't tell one from the other. "Is that the Czech wearing the

armor?" asked one tourist. "No," replied another, "the Greek is

in the armor. The Czech is in the mail."

And how many times have y'all heard that?:rolleyes: :p :D ;)
 
Sir, thou art fortunate that distance prohibits a face-to-face meeting!
 
coupla stinkers for sure....


got a real-life punny for ya....check this out.


I was at a family reunion (wife's mother's family) a few years back. Bless her heart, but my wife's mum is about as ole-timey as it gets. She used a computer for the first time just 2 years back. Refuses to use a mixer. Doesn't like air-conditioning. Wears a sweater in the summer. Prefers to wash dishes by hand. Makes every meal by hand (or else!).....you get the picture. ;)

Anyway, at the reunion, my wife's older sister was crackin' some funny jokes. Then her younger sister and her mum started adding a few of their own funnies. Someone remarks that the older sister was "just a hoot". Grandma wanted to get in on the act (and, in fairness, keep the sisters in balance) and said "Well, I guess that just makes us all a bunch of hooters".

Grandpa and the rest of us guys nearly fell off our chairs....!:eek: !:eek:


There wasn't a dry eye for about 10 minutes.


:D



When Grandma couldn't take it anymore, someone finally let her in on the wordplay snafu.... talk about "beet red"......:D


To this day, it still gets laughs at family gatherings.


:D
 
The Three-Legged Chicken

A man was driving down a country road when he spotted a three legged chicken racing across a field. He clocked the chicken at 45 MPH. Of course he was curious so he stopped at the farm house at the end of the field and knocked on the door, which the farmer answered.

"Excuse me," the man said. "I was just coming down the road and I saw this three legged chicken running across your field at 45 miles an hour. Can you tell me more about this?"

The farmer replied, "Wa'll sure, son. Back in school I studied gee-netics. Around here we love chicken and we're rather partial to the drumstick so I thought I'd see if I could use gee-netics to create a three legged chicken, and there it is."

"Wow, that's fantastic" the man replied. " I'll bet it tastes great!"

The farmer replied, "Don't know. We've never been able to catch one." :rolleyes:
 
Ferrous Wheel said:
Heheehee.

How do ya keep a forumite busy?
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
:D:D:D
Keith
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So Keith, its tommorrow, what's the answer? :footinmou :p :rolleyes:
 
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