O.T. Guide to buying a bra for your wife or g/f.

[Yvsa]

Please don't take offense, it's just a joke that I find humorous.

Subject: What religion is your bra?

A man went into a store to purchase his wife a bra....
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras
in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really
only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation
Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you
prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences
between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
while the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

The below gives the definition of bra sizes that a man can understand.

Bra Sizes?

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, &H are
the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the
letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
(C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up

 

[Bill Sanders]

 

[wildmanh]

ROTFLMAO! Good one Yvsa!

 

[lcs37]

Yvsa, You made my day.

Believe me, Caregiving for my 87 yr old Mom with some dementia and alot of depression, losing weight, etc, I have been there trying to get bras for Mom. She is no help, no woman folks around to assist me. I go into the store and AND what a selection!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Of Course, Mom looks for something she had 30 years ago...........Can't take them out of pkg and try on...........I've bought HER (OK guys, no nasty comments , I'm not a cross dresser) a few bras and panties for her that don't fit for one reason or the other. TRY explaining to a young salesgirl that I need such and such, what size do you recommend. Even took Mom in with me a couple of times . Want to get a smile from a few people or a funny stare?

"Let me see Mom, spreading hand out to cover the appropriate area and comparing to some loose bras, Yep, that should be pretty close"

OR holler out, Hey Mom, think this one will fit OR HEY how about one of these real sexy ones.

 

[Mr.BadExample]

LOL,
thanks for a good laugh Yvsa!

 

[ddean]

Originally posted by Yvsa
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up

 

[mamav]

It's not that easy even for us women folk....every brand is different and in one you may need the DD and another the D will work just fine. It's easier to just forget the miserable thing and go ......

 

[Nasty]

You have to choose between a D or DD? Now we know why you like and need these knives!

<Hey...someone had to say it!>

 

[WarrenR]

I've seen a set of them H's before...
swear they had a valve stem on the side though...

 

[Yvsa]

Originally posted by WarrenR
I've seen a set of them H's before...
swear they had a valve stem on the side though...

My 2nd wife was a 38" "G" cup. More trouble than they was worth. Had to have custom made bras and they weren't cheap by any means. One bra was a tad over $50.00 and that was in late '60's and early 70's dollars.
I swear that's where her brain was kept and the jiggleing didn't do it any good either.
It was a real relief when she finally took off!!!!
If it hadn't of been for her chest size she could've stuck out her tongue and looked like a zipper she was so damned skinny.
I was actually in love with her mom and dad more than I ever was her. I missed them for a long time after she was gone and am still on good terms with them.