O/T Temperature is all Relative

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60 Above:
New Jerseyites turn on the heat
People in ND/MN plant gardens

50 Above:
Californians shiver uncontrollably
People in ND/MN sunbathe

40 Above:
Italian and English cars won't start
People in ND/MN drive with the windows down

32 Above:
Distilled water freezes
The lakes in ND/MN get thicker

20 Above:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wooly hats
People in ND/MN throw on a flannel shirt

15 Above:
Children are kept indoors in the South
People in ND/MN have the last cookout before it gets too cold

Zero:
People in Miami all die
People in ND/MN lick the flagpole

20 Below:
Iowans fly away to Mexico
People in ND/MN get out their winter coats

40 Below:
California disintegrates
The Girl Scouts in ND/MN are out selling cookies door to door

60 Below:
Polar bears began to evacuate the Arctic
Boy Scouts in ND/MN postpone "winter survival" classes until
it gets coldenough
 
:D Hee

Would have been funier if I knew the metric conversions formula though. Me iz dum. :( I should have known in kindergarten that this metric thing wouldn't catch on.

Don't listen to the teacher when she talks about the metric system. Just continue eating paste.
 
Thanks for the chuckles. I guess you aren't far wrong.

Bruise: I do get a laugh out of a lot of your posts. Are you sure you are not a stand-up comic?:) :)
 
Funny stuff and Bruise IS a standup comic. He's the only guy who suggested that a loose bolster be "fixed" with a vice and five pound hammer.
 
Originally posted by Bill Martino
Funny stuff and Bruise IS a standup comic. He's the only guy who suggested that a loose bolster be "fixed" with a vice and five pound hammer.
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Oh, man, that was a joke??!!??!!:( :( :( :(
;)
--Josh
 
Actually, Bruise, I think you are right. If I am not mistaken, it was a ball peen hammer, not a five pound hammer. :D
--Josh
 
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