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Dan Gray

Dan Gray

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A liberal teacher in Lafayette, Tennessee asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their

hands except for Little Johnny.


The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.


Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he was a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'


Not satisfied with his answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mom was a Moron and your Dad was an Idiot,

what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, That would make me an Obama fan!.'
 
That is pretty good.

This is one that I heard the other day.

Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.


Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'


Not familiar with the term, the doctor asked what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher replied, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle.'

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there to begin with
 
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
That she never told a lie."

"Incredible, " said the man". And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
Have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
Life. :=0

"Where's Barack Obama's clock?" asked the man.

"Obama's clock is in Jesus' office.

He's using it as a ceiling fan".
 
.......... :D
with all funning a side..

the clicks have been now set in the US, don't for a minute believe they have not ,, now comes the power moves ( shifts ), all in good time,, then those who get in get to add who they want to the high courts, (I sure hope the wrong guy doesn't get in), 4 he can appoint, I believe ? then what ?... :confused:
we can not stop what we've done now in gov and to add insult to injury would surly be a shame.
they will let anyone run today, it's scary ,,,

and now only to those that have MONEY limiting who we can Choose ... isn't that called, decimation, the last time I looked it wasn't a private club.. :confused:

check out what's more important to the US today..


The prize doesn't always go to the most deserving--this was sent to me today.. what a great woman..

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Irena Sendler


There recently was a death of a 98 year-old lady named Irena. During WWII, Irena, got permission to work in the Warsaw Ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist. She had an 'ulterior motive' . .. She KNEW what the Nazi's plans were for the Jews, (being German.) Irena smuggled infants out in the bottom of the tool box she carried and she carried in the back of her truck a burlap sack, (for larger kids.) She also had a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers of course wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking covered the kids/infants noises. During her time of doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500 kids/infants. She was caught, and the Nazi's broke both her legs, arms and beat her severely. Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she smuggled out and kept them in a glass jar, buried under a tree in her back yard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived it and reunited the family. Most of course had been gassed. Those kids she helped got placed into foster family homes or adopted.




Last year Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize ... She was not selected.




*Al Gore won, for a slide show on Global Warming :rolleyes:
it's all about the money... :thumbdn:
 
Last year Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize ... She was not selected.




*Al Gore won, for a slide show on Global Warming
it's all about the money...

I guess Al Gore will end up being the new Jimmy Carter. All the Nobel Committee did was lower the standard of the Nobel Prize and make the whole thing a joke now.
 
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened; what's the hold up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Barak Obama, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon...'
 
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