Occam's Razor

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Can you imagine mystery stories writtem by Occam?

"The woman was found dead. Her husband/boyfriend did it. They had quarreled over sex/money. The end."


(:p )
 
Cook book by Jonah Bar Jonah; he cooked up some of his victims into spaghetti sauce and served this to relatives and friends of the victim. It may even be he served a child to the mother.

Actually, now that I write this, humor is gone and I wish only hell for Jonah and peace for his victims.



munk
 
munk said:
Cook book by Jonah Bar Jonah; he cooked up some of his victims into spaghetti sauce and served this to relatives and friends of the victim. It may even be he served a child to the mother.

Actually, now that I write this, humor is gone and I wish only hell for Jonah and peace for his victims.
munk
Ugh. Ed Gein did similar things... One of the reporters that was there when everything was being gathered and investigated said that he took casseroles to social events.

EDIT - I can't believe this... http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/weird/sagawa/1.html
 
Bill Marsh, The Budhists says nothing is as it appears to be. Fascinating.


Thomas Linton and Aardvark already had fun with this, but I wanted to mention that when I read all the Sherlock Holmes as a child, I was rather disapointed to know there was a Doyle. Sherlock had the life for me. I actually resented the author!

Now, that is writing a real character superceding the author!

munk
 
"The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes."

"I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it."

"Hot hate is twin brother to hot love."

"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplaces of existence. These little problems help me to do so."

"My instincts are all against a woman being too frank and at her ease with me. It is no compliment to a man. Where the real sex feeling begins, timidity and distrust are its companions, heritage from old wicked days when love and violence went often hand in hand."

"And yet the motives of women are so inscrutable. How can you build on such a quicksand? Their most trivial action may mean volumes, or their most extraordinary conduct may depend upon a hairpin or a curling tongs."

"Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius . . ."

"By a man's finger-nails, by his coat-sleeve, by his boots, by his trouser knees, by the callosities of his forefinger and thumb, by his expression, by his shirt cuffs -- by each of these things a man's calling is plainly revealed. That all united should fail to enlighten the competent inquirer in any case is almost inconceivable."

"How are you? You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive."

"Come, Watson, come!" he cried. The game is afoot."

"Beyond the obvious facts that he has at some time done manual labour, that he takes snuff, that he is a Freemason, that he has been in China, and that he has done a considerable amount of writing lately, I can deduce nothing else."

------------------------------- Sherlock Holmes
 
Sherlock Holmes would have approved.
-Aardvark
you have erred perhaps in attempting to put color and life into each of your statements, instead of confining yourself to the task of placing upon record that severe reasoning from cause to effect which is really the only notable feature about the thing....Crime is common. Logic is rare. Therefore it is upon the logic rather than the crime that you should dwell. You have degraded what should have been a course of lectures into a series of tales.
- Holmes, to Watson
 
One of my favorites:

“Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?”

“To the curious incident of the dog in the night time.”

“The dog did nothing in the night time.”

“That was the curious incident,” remarked Sherlock Holmes.

From "The Adventure of Silver Blaze", Sir Arthur Conan Holmes
 
The Sherlock Holmes on A&E were some of the best adaptations I thought. Jeremy Brett was brilliant as Sherlock Holmes. I've been buying the series on DVD little by little.
 
munk said:
Bill Marsh, The Budhists says nothing is as it appears to be. Fascinating.


Thomas Linton and Aardvark already had fun with this, but I wanted to mention that when I read all the Sherlock Holmes as a child, I was rather disapointed to know there was a Doyle. Sherlock had the life for me. I actually resented the author!

Now, that is writing a real character superceding the author!

munk

I believe this is why Doyle hated writing these stories in the end. He eventually had to be forced to continue the series. The character was so overpowering he just wanted to drop it. I've heard that he constantly wrote terrible accidents that maimed and/or killed sherlock off as asides, then had to edit them out and continue the story.
 
bilestoad said:
The Sherlock Holmes on A&E were some of the best adaptations I thought. Jeremy Brett was brilliant as Sherlock Holmes. I've been buying the series on DVD little by little.
You're right about that! His early passing was a loss.
 
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