Odd Sheeple Reaction

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Like many here, I associate with, and work with, many who we affectionately refer to as sheeple.
And I get all the typical sheeple questions.
"Why do you carry that huge weapon?" (this is asked at work, of my Boker Subcom folder!)
"Why do you own all those knives?"
"Why do you own all those guns?"
"Why do you carry firarms?"

Yesterday, my 19 year old neice, a left wing liberal raised by her left wing liberal mother, my baby sister, was visiting from college. She was admiring my knife collection, and she truly appeciated it for two reasons: she's very artistic, and appreciates the aesthetic aspects, and she's "into" every Japanese, so she's knows the importance of knives and swords in Japanese culture.

Then, she asked me a question I had never been asked before. "Why do you keep all your knives so sharp?"

My brilliant, well thought out response, was "Huh?"

She continued, "I mean, you could collect knives that weren't sharp. Why do you want them sharp?"

My neice is, like her mother the federal prosecutor, fond of starting arguments for argument's sake. But I don't argue with 19 year old college students because they know everything already and won't understand that they don't for a few more years.

So I told her, "I don't collect objects that look like knives, nor collect things that look like guns. Functionality is one of the aesthetic aspects that attracts me to guns and knives, and a knife that doesn't cut isn't a knife, and a gun that doesn't fire isn't a gun."

It was a unique question for me. I thought I had heard all the sheeple reactions. I was wrong.
 
I must try to remeber that, although I don't own any guns I've collected some other projectile weapons that your answer is still good for (One small ballista, several spears, atlatl and several recurve bows).

Why have them if they are not the real thing?

Patrick
 
that is an odd question, it would be like collecting knife like objects and airsoft guns....whats the point? lol.
 
I don't find it odd at all. In today's urbanized, precut, microwave world, many people have lost sight of the simple fact that the purpose of knives is to cut things. You even said she appreciated them as art rather than as cutting tools.
 
Like many here, I associate with, and work with, many who we affectionately refer to as sheeple.
And I get all the typical sheeple questions.
"Why do you carry that huge weapon?" (this is asked at work, of my Boker Subcom folder!)
"Why do you own all those knives?"
"Why do you own all those guns?"
"Why do you carry firarms?"

Yesterday, my 19 year old neice, a left wing liberal raised by her left wing liberal mother, my baby sister, was visiting from college. She was admiring my knife collection, and she truly appeciated it for two reasons: she's very artistic, and appreciates the aesthetic aspects, and she's "into" every Japanese, so she's knows the importance of knives and swords in Japanese culture.

Then, she asked me a question I had never been asked before. "Why do you keep all your knives so sharp?"

My brilliant, well thought out response, was "Huh?"

She continued, "I mean, you could collect knives that weren't sharp. Why do you want them sharp?"

My neice is, like her mother the federal prosecutor, fond of starting arguments for argument's sake. But I don't argue with 19 year old college students because they know everything already and won't understand that they don't for a few more years.

So I told her, "I don't collect objects that look like knives, nor collect things that look like guns. Functionality is one of the aesthetic aspects that attracts me to guns and knives, and a knife that doesn't cut isn't a knife, and a gun that doesn't fire isn't a gun."

It was a unique question for me. I thought I had heard all the sheeple reactions. I was wrong.

Gotta remember people that dwell in the world outside of ours do not think like we do, they can maybe be made to understand, but to them a knife is a weapon , a gun is something evil and Rosie O'Donell is a role model....

A good thing to tell her would have been that a dull knife is a more dangerous tool than a sharp knife , and then tell her why.
 
I always say "if it isn't sharp, it isn't a knife."

Why does the post office put glue on the back of collectible stamp sets? Because people collect stamps, not tiny pictures.
 
This is full of ironies for me because i consider myself a liberal. a gun-loving liberal.

Anyway, collecting fake weapons is not that strange a concept, think of United Cutlery's Lord of the Rings swords or all the fake Katanas that get bought every year. Heck, the ex-CIA station chief that lived up the street from me had a collection of fake (not real) firearms on display in his reading room.
 
I know a guy that collects non functioning disabled firearms. Some really interesting pieces, too.

That is a pretty strange reaction, though. I wonder how she'd feel about scissors?
 
That is an odd question.. I could see asking why your knives were dull if they were. Sounds like shes going to make a great attorney (like we need more)
Fake gun collections ??? Now thats weird.
 
You used the right words and did well to avoid the argument.

I would get that all the time, with my Military and Skirmish, why do need to carry something like that.

Being from Nevada with a CCW my first response used to be "Because all of us dumbf--- zombiefied Californians are to stupid to carry a gun so a knife is what I am left with to feel like a citizen instead of a subject" but now I am older and more mellowed I reply with "Mind your own f'n business". Since I am a Chef and notoriously have a reputation as high maintenance it usaully works.
 
Well, if you actually use your knives, you can explain to her that a dull blade can actually be more dangerous than a sharp one. A knife is a tool whose function is to cut, so it must be sharp.

And if she does not understand the aesthetics of a sharp blade, she should go look at some antique katanas on display in the Met (I'm sure there are other museums that have a nice collection) - you can see blades that are 500 years old and look like they were forged and sharpened yesterday! I'm sure everyone can appreciate that. You don't get the same effect from looking at a rusted Roman sword for example.
 
This question reminds me of the comment by Jocelyn Elders, a Surgeon General under Commissar Clinton who said, "we must make safer guns and safer bullets." She was serious.

To your niece, knives are evil and the sharpness is part of the evil.

A weapon is dangerous by definition!

I suggest that you give your niece a knife.

I have a nephew who had been brain-washed about hunting until I took him.
This last weekend we took a management doe and watched a beautiful 10 point buck walk 30 yards from us. We sat in 10 foot tripods in 29 degree weather. He loved it.

M.
 
Meh, go to any franchise restaurant and order a steak, I can see how people have a hard time associating knives with 'sharp' :p
 
This is full of ironies for me because i consider myself a liberal. a gun-loving liberal.

Anyway, collecting fake weapons is not that strange a concept, think of United Cutlery's Lord of the Rings swords or all the fake Katanas that get bought every year. Heck, the ex-CIA station chief that lived up the street from me had a collection of fake (not real) firearms on display in his reading room.

In some parts of the world you have no choice. Firearms have to be deactivated before you can collect them. (or you have to apply for a license, which can take years...)
 
In today's urbanized, precut, microwave world, many people have lost sight of the simple fact that the purpose of knives is to cut things.
And there's a big difference between cutting something and cutting someone, but most PC sheeple don't understand that.
 
And there's a big difference between cutting something and cutting someone, but most PC sheeple don't understand that.

Yes.... there's a time for each.:D

Excellent responses Dogman....I'm not sure I'd have had the tact.....
 
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