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The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
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> Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading
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> "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
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> The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed
> it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."
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> This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council
> they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go.
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> Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again.
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> Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Still not good.
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> Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again.
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> So they tried "Lost Souls and Ass Holes." No way.
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> "Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope.
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> "Nuts and Butts?" Uh uh.
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> "Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.
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> "Loons and Moons?" Forget it.
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> Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:
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> " Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
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> And they loved it.
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>
> Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading
>
> "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
>
> The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed
> it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."
>
> This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council
> they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go.
>
> Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again.
>
> Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Still not good.
>
> Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again.
>
> So they tried "Lost Souls and Ass Holes." No way.
>
> "Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope.
>
> "Nuts and Butts?" Uh uh.
>
> "Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.
>
> "Loons and Moons?" Forget it.
>
> Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:
>
> " Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
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> And they loved it.
