Ode to the 2023 Hump-Back Congress!

[Slice-and-dice]

Why wait weeks for a knife just to purchase from strangers?
Why buy sight unseen, when I’ve got two hundred Rangers??
Why joust with Forum users to get in on the sale?
It’s a GEC with bourbon bone scales for less than retail!

I’ll need to act fast and divert wifey’s shoe money.
Because of my birthday, not the weed, I’ll need number 420!
Wait, I want number 12, I’m a fan of Tom Brady,
I’ll tell Spark I’m an orphan, I’m homeless, no that’s a bit shady…

Why do I wait, why do I worry, why wonder?
I seem fixated on bone hue, and who gets the best number.
Is it a camel back? A swell back? It’s not really a Congress.
Keep the sales tax, I’ll become a platinum member, I promise!
…Just give me Jordan’s number 23, with no pangs of conscience…

Perhaps when Kevin’s not looking, I’ll buy two or three,
It’s not deception, not deceit, you see, I can’t read!
What about ‘one post guy’ who bought one from out in the Briar?
He’s a flipper I swear! Bombed out on Forged in Fire!!

Alas my dog growls, snarls and woofs; he’s on high alert,
There’s a man outside approaching, has on a brown shirt.
The UPS man!! Woohoo, my knife, could it be…??
Nope, it’s a box of new shoes, to the wife’s ecstasy.
She beat me to it- a reminder of our little agreement,
Shoes for you, knife for me, and we’ll call it even!


Here's to all my fellow BF members... can't wait to see your pics of the 25th anniversary knife!

 

[Alex.Y.]

Is that a rap song? Sounds like rap. Are you some famous rapper's ghostwriter or something?

Speaking seriously, man, that's really good work you done here!

 

[Slice-and-dice]

Is that a rap song? Sounds like rap. Are you some famous rapper's ghostwriter or something?

Speaking seriously, man, that's really good work you done here!

No just an over the hill guy trying to rhyme a few verses about our highly anticipated knives... I should be working not playing LOL. Tx

 

[TheJon]

The UPS man!! Woohoo, my knife, could it be…??
Nope, it’s a box of new shoes, to the wife’s ececstasy.

I feel personally attacked.

I just got home from work, picked up a box that was the same style box as Mike uses, shook it, sounded ike a knife, opened it....and tap shoes for my daughter that my wife ordered.

 

[Slice-and-dice]

I feel personally attacked.

I just got home from work, picked up a box that was the same style box as Mike uses, shook it, sounded ike a knife, opened it....and tap shoes for my daughter that my wife ordered.

Jon, no offense, you are under surveillance!! LOLLL just a coincidence......

 

[Peregrin]

Why wait weeks for a knife just to purchase from strangers?
Why buy sight unseen, when I’ve got two hundred Rangers??
Why joust with Forum users to get in on the sale?
It’s a GEC with bourbon bone scales for less than retail!

I’ll need to act fast and divert wifey’s shoe money.
Because of my birthday, not the weed, I’ll need number 420!
Wait, I want number 12, I’m a fan of Tom Brady,
I’ll tell Spark I’m an orphan, I’m homeless, no that’s a bit shady…

Why do I wait, why do I worry, why wonder?
I seem fixated on bone hue, and who gets the best number.
Is it a camel back? A swell back? It’s not really a Congress.
Keep the sales tax, I’ll become a platinum member, I promise!
…Just give me Jordan’s number 23, with no pangs of conscience…

Perhaps when Kevin’s not looking, I’ll buy two or three,
It’s not deception, not deceit, you see, I can’t read!
What about ‘one post guy’ who bought one from out in the Briar?
He’s a flipper I swear! Bombed out on Forged in Fire!!

Alas my dog growls, snarls and woofs; he’s on high alert,
There’s a man outside approaching, has on a brown shirt.
The UPS man!! Woohoo, my knife, could it be…??
Nope, it’s a box of new shoes, to the wife’s ecstasy.
She beat me to it- a reminder of our little agreement,
Shoes for you, knife for me, and we’ll call it even!


Here's to all my fellow BF members... can't wait to see your pics of the 25th anniversary knife!

Most excellent!

 

[meako]

No need to say twice,
That's nice
Slice-and-dice .

 

[Slice-and-dice]

No need to say twice,
That's nice
Slice-and-dice .

That’s the spirit Meako! Hey hope you get a good one!

 

[Elgatodeacero]

I hear this being sung in the voice of Hank Williams, Sr.

 

[ephsea]

I thought it was clever until I got to the part where I'm either deceitful or illiterate. Don't appreciate that, to be honest. I did have some of those paint chips, they're pretty good.

 

[untytled]

Why wait weeks for a knife just to purchase from strangers?
Why buy sight unseen, when I’ve got two hundred Rangers??
Why joust with Forum users to get in on the sale?
It’s a GEC with bourbon bone scales for less than retail!

I’ll need to act fast and divert wifey’s shoe money.
Because of my birthday, not the weed, I’ll need number 420!
Wait, I want number 12, I’m a fan of Tom Brady,
I’ll tell Spark I’m an orphan, I’m homeless, no that’s a bit shady…

Why do I wait, why do I worry, why wonder?
I seem fixated on bone hue, and who gets the best number.
Is it a camel back? A swell back? It’s not really a Congress.
Keep the sales tax, I’ll become a platinum member, I promise!
…Just give me Jordan’s number 23, with no pangs of conscience…

Perhaps when Kevin’s not looking, I’ll buy two or three,
It’s not deception, not deceit, you see, I can’t read!
What about ‘one post guy’ who bought one from out in the Briar?
He’s a flipper I swear! Bombed out on Forged in Fire!!

Alas my dog growls, snarls and woofs; he’s on high alert,
There’s a man outside approaching, has on a brown shirt.
The UPS man!! Woohoo, my knife, could it be…??
Nope, it’s a box of new shoes, to the wife’s ecstasy.
She beat me to it- a reminder of our little agreement,
Shoes for you, knife for me, and we’ll call it even!


Here's to all my fellow BF members... can't wait to see your pics of the 25th anniversary knife!

Spitting bars

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