Jerry Busse
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The elusive "Squatch Hog" is an unusual beast and is rumored to be half man and half hog. He has proven to be more elusive than an actual Sasquatch. The "Squatch Hog" lives in the shadows and roams the planet via the world wide web. He is a chameleon of sorts who constantly changes his appearance in order to go unnoticed!!!
Wanna catch a glimpse of the "Squatch"? Leave your INFI by an open window some night with a snare attached. In the morning the INFI will be gone, but the snare will remain undisturbed!!!
Some claim to have captured fleeting pics of the "Squatch" but I have yet to see them. He was on the roof of our shop once at 3:00AM in the middle of the night. We surrounded the building with torches and shotguns but he was somehow able to escape unscathed. One of our guys said that he saw the "Squatch" leap from the roof and into the top of an enormous old oak tree and then into lake Busse where he was never seen again. He supposedly looks like a flying squirell, but much larger, and with a very distinctive looking hog snout! Apparently his cloven hooves are webbed and he is able to use them not only as para-sails but also as flippers when traversing via waterway!!!!
He is a dangerous predator whose trough of INFI charms is robust and grand. He moves quietly amongst us my friends. He seems harmless as he bobs and weaves through the forums and trade shows. But take note that when your guard is down, when you feel the most secure, when you are certain that all is well, the "Squatch" will strike!
Guard your INFI my friends. . . . guard your INFI. . . and always live in fear of the "Squatch". . .. I know that I do!
Wanna catch a glimpse of the "Squatch"? Leave your INFI by an open window some night with a snare attached. In the morning the INFI will be gone, but the snare will remain undisturbed!!!
Some claim to have captured fleeting pics of the "Squatch" but I have yet to see them. He was on the roof of our shop once at 3:00AM in the middle of the night. We surrounded the building with torches and shotguns but he was somehow able to escape unscathed. One of our guys said that he saw the "Squatch" leap from the roof and into the top of an enormous old oak tree and then into lake Busse where he was never seen again. He supposedly looks like a flying squirell, but much larger, and with a very distinctive looking hog snout! Apparently his cloven hooves are webbed and he is able to use them not only as para-sails but also as flippers when traversing via waterway!!!! He is a dangerous predator whose trough of INFI charms is robust and grand. He moves quietly amongst us my friends. He seems harmless as he bobs and weaves through the forums and trade shows. But take note that when your guard is down, when you feel the most secure, when you are certain that all is well, the "Squatch" will strike!
Guard your INFI my friends. . . . guard your INFI. . . and always live in fear of the "Squatch". . .. I know that I do!
Who knows what you might get him to agree to!
