Off Topic: Does this make me less of a man?????

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Bobber

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I want to ask you this question, it`s been bugging me all weekend...

I am a man, I`m in the national guards, I love guns and knives, I pee standing up and almost always forget to put the seat down.
I ride a Harley, and love to drink and make fires when we are in the woods.
Beer and liqour are tha bomb....
BUT,,,,,, herte`s the dilemma: I`ve fallen in love with Fireball..... It`s so smooth and taste so great...

DOES THIS MAKE ME LESS OF A MAN??????
 
Unfortunately yes, its < 80proof
However if you get drunk on beer or bourbon before hand its acceptable.
 
I don't drink alcohol and when I was in the US Army I think I was the only guy that didn't drink. Everyone from age 17 to age 45 got blackout drunk every single weekend and spent the entire deployment trying to figure out how to smuggle it or brew it in Iraq.

Take this very seriously when I, a non-drinker, says it: Fireball is 100% a girl drink, unless Norway allows ten year olds into their National Guard. You will have to immediately drink a shot of whisky after the fireball.
 
My wife bought a bottle. ;) She loves the stuff, and that pink stuff in the fancy bottle too. You may be doomed! :eek:

If you chase it with a couple a shots of Jack its pretty darn good!
 
I had one taste of it this weekend, and afterwards had to politely pass every time you offered a sip to me.

That stuff is both terrible AND very much so a girls drink.
 
NJM3750 said:
I have to agree with Mike on this. Who cares what others think. If you like it, drink it.
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If he takes the advice you two are offering does that mean that he has failed already? Following the direction of other men to be his own man and make his own decisions is a bit counterintuitive.
 
Sissy , maybe if you set it on fire before you drink it ,it will restore you're manhood, do you wear a pink bib when you drink it ? :)


J/k bro it's all good
 
Aaaaarrrggg, gotta empty my Jack tonight then.....
God dangit, why the h... not,, cigar too....
Maybe even make the wife serve me....

Og no, strike the last line.... I'm not that much of a man......LOL......
 
Not less of a man; man...Your other manly attributes balance out your choice of beverage...;-)
 
Fireball isn't that bad, but I'd rather have a glass with some dark whiskey or rum. I wouldn't say that Fireball makes you less of a man, you can't help what you like...right?
 
Lora7 said:
Fireball isn't that bad if you like to wear lots of pink and paint your toe nails, but I'd rather have a glass with some dark whiskey or rum. I wouldn't say that Fireball makes you less of a man, but it certainly does not contribute positively to your man status, you can't help what you like even if it is supposed to be served in a delicate glass with a little umbrella at lingerie or Tupperware Parties...right?
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.... I am pretty sure this is actually what you were really saying Lora.... ;) ;) :D
 
That hurt my feelings Andy, think I`ll have to slap you with my murse, LOL.....
 
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