Off topic post. Rednecks, maybe brighter than you think?

[Yvsa]

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Just thought a little humor might help the day along.

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Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith!

He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."  

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house.

They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they split open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.

They swore at Billy Bob and left..
 The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.

"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they split up all your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Merry Christmas Buddy"


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[Yvsa]

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I guess if you have FBI agents you don't need a khukuri unless it's just for fun.

It sure wouldn't be needed to split firewood ainnit?

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[Rusty]

I wuz gonna suggest that rednecks and redskins must be connected some ways or other...

 

[Bill Martino]

Thanks for another PM chuckle.

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[Rusty]

Anyone know what FBI stands for? Your best guess? I'll put down a couple to get a list started:

Federal Bureau of Ineptitude ( from Indian reservation )

Federal Bureau of Incineration ( from Waco )

are you getting the idea?

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"Ayo Ghorapani!"

 

[Rusty]

BTW, if you are FBI, you can play too! Just name what you call DEA or the Revnoor's behind their back.

 

[Blues]

See, now this is a subject I know something about....

FBI:

Famous But Incompetent
Forever Bothering Italians
Fumbling, Bumbling Idiots
Fan Belt Inspectors

DEA:

Don't Expect Anything
Don't Even Ask

These are some of the more common of the internecine slurs between agencies.

Blues

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[Arvind]

FBI could also stand for Full of Beer Inside..

Arvind

 

[Rusty]

INTERNECINE!!!

I been stuck out here in the Nevada desert too long. Internecine sounds like something that goes on at a conclave of Nosferatu ( vampires ).

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"Ayo Ghorapani!"

 

[Yvsa]

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Us ndns say FBI means.....

Full Blood Indin.

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[Bill Martino]

Crazy stuff and good enough for a chuckle or two.

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[Dave K]

A long time ago I knew a guy who was going to become a cop back in Illinois who referred to the FBI as the "fibbers" and to the CIA as "Chicken****s In Action."

More recently I heard that BATF = Bad Attitude Towards Freedom.

-Dave

 

[Bill Martino]

Good to see you back and in top form, Dave.

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[mohd]

maa-syaa-Allaah! I just love your sense of humour ... !

Notes: A bit tight schedule in office for the time being ... so, less Internet session ... Insyaa-Allaah! I'll be in HI Forums more frequent in next few weeks times ... so long!

BTW; Terry & Harry - Insyaa-Allaah! I'll try to reply your emails in this coming few days - so sorry for the long delay!

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[Big Bob]

I would like to become an official FBI: "Female Body Inspector."

Bob

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[Bill Martino]

That's a good one, Bob.

And, Mohd, good to have you back.

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