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MY CCW EXPIRED ON MY LAST BIRTHDAY, 7/21/05, AND I BEEN STROLLING ABOUT TOWN WITH NO CONCEALED WEAPON, BU THE PAHRUMP INSTRUCTOR AIN'T NOT YET FULLY CERTIFIED TO TEACH THE CCW COURSE YET... I GOTTA WAIT A FEW MORE WEEKS!!!
ANNOYING, NO!?! YES, "NO!?!", INDEED!!!
BUT IF I GET ME ONE OF THESE BABIES:http://www.securityarms.com/20010315/galleryfiles/0600/601.htm I SURE COULD LET OUT MY FRUSTRATIONS ON CARS DRIVING A MILE AWAY IN THE LEFT LANE WITH THEIR LEFT BLINKIES ON, PLANES OVERHEAD(I DON'T WANNA SHOOT A PLANE TO MAKE T CRASH, JUST DOT AN "I" IN THE COMPANY LOGO OR SHOOT OFF THE ACCUMULATED BLUE ICE LEFT OVER FROM THE OCCUPIED TOILETS. NOW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GET ME SOME RAUFUS ROUNDSI.E., EXPLDING..LIKE THE ONES THE USMC SNIPER UDED ON A SILLY SO-CALLED MARTYR HITTING THE IDIOT RIGHT IN HIS SPLOSIVEVEST.IT WAS DESCRIBED AS ONE SECOND HE WAS THERE, THE NEXT, JUST A RED MIST WHERE HIS TORSO USED TO HANG OUT.(1.5 MILE SHOT)THE YANKS HAVE THE RECORD BACK, SORRY CANADITES, BUT HOW LONG COULD YOU GUYS REALLY EXPECT TO HOLD TAT RECORD, ANYHOO? WITH THE AFORELINKED PISTOL, I SHALL BE A REAL LIFE WALKING &MUMBLING, DROOLING&GIGGLING VIDEO GAME CHARACTER!!!
GTA MUTHA MUSKRAT!!!
OH, THE ANTICIPATION!!!!YA KNOW, WITH MY LUCK I PROBABLY WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO GET AN ANKLE RIG FOR IT, SCREW IT, A CROTCH RIG DOES HAVE ITS ADVANTAGES, BUT I WONDER IF THOSE ROLLED UP SOCKS'LL STILL FIT?
FEELING CHEST GET ALL PRUNY FROM DROOLING,
I REMAIN, ME, VAMPIRE GERBIL.
ANNOYING, NO!?! YES, "NO!?!", INDEED!!!
BUT IF I GET ME ONE OF THESE BABIES:http://www.securityarms.com/20010315/galleryfiles/0600/601.htm I SURE COULD LET OUT MY FRUSTRATIONS ON CARS DRIVING A MILE AWAY IN THE LEFT LANE WITH THEIR LEFT BLINKIES ON, PLANES OVERHEAD(I DON'T WANNA SHOOT A PLANE TO MAKE T CRASH, JUST DOT AN "I" IN THE COMPANY LOGO OR SHOOT OFF THE ACCUMULATED BLUE ICE LEFT OVER FROM THE OCCUPIED TOILETS. NOW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GET ME SOME RAUFUS ROUNDSI.E., EXPLDING..LIKE THE ONES THE USMC SNIPER UDED ON A SILLY SO-CALLED MARTYR HITTING THE IDIOT RIGHT IN HIS SPLOSIVEVEST.IT WAS DESCRIBED AS ONE SECOND HE WAS THERE, THE NEXT, JUST A RED MIST WHERE HIS TORSO USED TO HANG OUT.(1.5 MILE SHOT)THE YANKS HAVE THE RECORD BACK, SORRY CANADITES, BUT HOW LONG COULD YOU GUYS REALLY EXPECT TO HOLD TAT RECORD, ANYHOO? WITH THE AFORELINKED PISTOL, I SHALL BE A REAL LIFE WALKING &MUMBLING, DROOLING&GIGGLING VIDEO GAME CHARACTER!!!
GTA MUTHA MUSKRAT!!!
OH, THE ANTICIPATION!!!!YA KNOW, WITH MY LUCK I PROBABLY WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO GET AN ANKLE RIG FOR IT, SCREW IT, A CROTCH RIG DOES HAVE ITS ADVANTAGES, BUT I WONDER IF THOSE ROLLED UP SOCKS'LL STILL FIT?
FEELING CHEST GET ALL PRUNY FROM DROOLING,
I REMAIN, ME, VAMPIRE GERBIL.
