Oink #1, Team No Regrets

idahoskunk · Feb 17, 2004

before i move on i want all to know that

one is the loneliest number you will ever do. except in my case, i was smothered in clues ranging from the plausible to the lowliest cathouse.

listed in alpha order

porkerson
porkgunner
strabs o bacon
thathamguy

thanks men, you kicked ass!

the story

first i made a point to arrive a few hours before the busse's. i awaited in the high desert with nuthin much more than a half rack of ultra.. when i saw their speeding convert go by i cautiously pull out and started to tail them, our team referred to it as the "pig tail"

we lost him in traffic and a buffet a few times, but caught him planting a tag, foiled! he saw me take the shot and quickly scampered away!

knowing this was going to take more skill that me and my team mates had i decided to tune up for the challange. a bore hog as to have all his wits about him when the chase begins!!

idahoskunk · Feb 17, 2004

i hunted the yodeldog ugle for about 6 hours, i searched the place high and low. i even hired the bouncers to check the place over with their flashlights. we found nuthing. pissed!!

but the wildlife was nice to look at, i even got to bump into a few of the wild thangs!!

idahoskunk · Feb 17, 2004

idahoskunk · Feb 17, 2004

lead by awesome clues i found this place, i was in heat a frenzy, in a moment of confusion i moved on down the street, looking for the angle and holloween!

Cobalt · Feb 17, 2004

How obcene. I can't believe that you would show an Old US ARMY AIRFORCE aircraft without the proper propeller

idahoskunk · Feb 17, 2004

having spent hours looking for the grand i felt it was time to drop to #1.
my team mates were firing clues to me like crazy!

OINK # 1
Most everyone knows of them, some better than others. Did
they really patent an angle or is it just an urban legend?
If you didn't know better, you would think they were
decorated for halloween!! Twins, my friends, twins in more
ways than one. Maybe not identical, but certainly
fraternal! They are beacons that stand guard at the gate.
From a distance they could be mistaken for ivy leaguers, but
up close there is little doubt that their clothing is born
of the same blood that flows through their veins. Once you
have found these guards of the gate. . . check out their
exit for the # 1 OINK prize. . . .how appropriate. . . oh,
how appropriate!

patent, uband legend... harleys 45 v-twin!
but where?

casinos everyhwere were giving away harleys.

holloween, ivy..

then it struck me right between the eyes, how stupid could i be, chuck and the boys including myself have been posting harley on here for a year!!

ivy harleys!!!!!!!

i was eating dinner right across the street from th fricking harley shop. less than 70 yards away i looked up and saw this!!

idahoskunk · Feb 17, 2004

hidden deep inside the left tail pipe was TAG#1

yyeeeeeehoooooooooo!! i was relieved i now wouldn't be beaten to crap by my enlisted team mates

it was nice, now i could drink, somemore..

idahoskunk · Feb 17, 2004

just to hone our skills i followed up on some of my team clues.

a tag was here!!

idahoskunk · Feb 17, 2004

i wasn't around when my wife scored the big one at CU but i believe pictures exist of the whole deal.

once again i would like to thank the busse's for their generosity and for a great time.

and TEAM NO REGRETS...

RIGHT ON!

THANK YOU!!!

skunk out