ok guys...THAT´S IT...

A gent's folder is a bit broad. Do you have a price range? Are you thinking custom or production? And do you have a "tone" for the wedding, high-formal with tux and so forth or more casual? Any thought of matching the knife to other accessories such as cuff links, belt buckle, etc.?

And, the other big knife choice to make, what to cut the cake with?
 
i would suggest a benchmade 450 park avenue--a excellent little gents knife :eek: :) :eek:
 
Congrats! I've been married for just over a year now and it's been the happiest time of my life :D

Gent's knife.... Spyderco Kopa
 
Joseph....

A quick look into the future...


Ok picture this….

A Very large hall, two rows of tables, isle down the middle, tables as far as the eye can. see…Bright colors,, beautiful fresh cool mountain air,, and awesome tunes quietly in the background, more beer and booze than you could Ever imagine drinking.

At the end of the isle is a podium where Joseph.R.C is standing.

At the tables are people with smiling faces, some Joseph knows, others he hasn’t met yet. car salesman holding the keys to a new sports car, or really cool 4X4 truck. Another guy with keys and ownership manual, to a Bass boat. Or some type of cool boat anyway.

Then there is the guy from the motorcycle shop with that Crotch Rocket and new ATV Joseph has had his eye on.

At another table a group of old friends,, possibly college buddies, some hunting buddies, definitely drinkers by the looks of them.. some Real Good looking Hunnies in there as well all holding slips of paper with phone numbers(Shhh Joseph hasn’t met or slept with them yet. woW,, quite a few of them too.Joseph must be a Player!!). Ohh Wait,, there some,, WoW,, really hot looking Peelers..Damn!!!

Across from them is the couple who owns the hunting/fishing lodge that Joseph has been going to for the last several years. Gosh, they rely on Joseph and his hunting buddies business so much. They are planning their yearly trip into Canada, some 5 days worth of driving to get Herbert’s much needed medication.

Next to them is Pete the taxidermist who mounts Joseph’s Trophy mounts every year…

Down the isle a little way are what appear to be old girlfriends,, still holding onto hope that Joseph will call…

Ok now that you have that mental picture..

Joseph tells everyone in the room,, the joyous news of his upcoming nuptials..
The room goes quiet…

His friends all put their beers down, get up,, and slowly walk away in disbelief.
Ex girlfriends start crying hysterically.. The good looking Hunnies, crumble up their phone numbers and throw them to the floor, stand up,, flip their hair and stomp off.

The strippers start putting their bath robes on, straighten out the butt floss and walk out. The car, boat and motorcycle dealers, tear up the contracts they had pre filled out,, and throw them up in the air, raining shredded paper down on everyone, like the welcome home parades after WWII.

Pete the taxidermist, packs up his mounts, and rips up his own contract he had with the Boat dealer.

Herbert and Trudy Dietmier hang their head’s in sorrow, Trudy starts to cry, as Herbert simultaneously grasps his heart, and motions for the real estate agent and funeral home director(Not sure why he was there! Hmmm.) to start giving him quotes on the sale of the lodge and a new mahogany casket.

As the room clears out. Joseph is standing there at the podium, wondering what the Phuck just happened.. Music fades,, lights dim,, and it starts to get Hot,, Really hot…..

Joseph slowly walks towards the door.. A Group of people outside grabs his attentions..

Yaa man...... his friends,, they wouldn’t hang him out to dry like that.. A slight smile grows on his face.. He bolts the last few feet out the door, into the every growing crowd of people…

But wait,, they aren’t friends! No,, Holy cow,, these are bill collectors, lawyers, doctors holding crying babies, the faint stench of dirty diapers in the air.. a car dealer with the keys to a new Chrysler Caravan with integrated child seats, and DVD entertainment system for the Kiddies(a $1500.00 add on), his new wife already Screaming,, asking him where he’s been all night, and threatening divorce if it continues……

Is it Hell ? Joseph wonders, Sweat starting to pore down his face on the the $600.00 rented tux…

Well Joseph,, Yaa it’s Hell…

We call it Married Life!!

Just playin with you a little Joesph… :)

Best of luck,, and Congrats.. It’s not all bad..

ttyle

Eric..
 
That's easy. You're getting married. You should get a Wegner Mouse.

:D

Sorry, couldn't resist. Seriously, Congratulations from a guy that's going on 16 years of marriage to more or less the same woman. My advice, you don't need something fancy, you need something tough that you'll use every day and will perform well through the rough times. You're getting married, man, you need an EDC, not a gent's knife. For $150, buy two. Carry one, and give the second one to your first-born.
 
JUST ONE THING.......


YOU GUYS REALLY ARE THE BEST :) :) ;)



THANK YOU ALL FOR THE ADVICE AND KIND WORDS. :D



Jose:)
 
Fällkniven U2.

Don't wory, it is a LOT smaller than it looks!
GREAT steel... GREAT edge...
LIGHT weight... Descrete...
Basic Black... Elegant...
Not TOO expensive... Not TOO cheap...
Perfect.....
Plus, you could cut yourself out of your room if you had to!!! One of the best knives you could ever own.
 
Victorinox Soldier; high quality, low cost, looks good, slim & light weight, perfect (Plus a bottle opener for use at the reception).

God Bless.
 
hi !
Congratulations !!! :) :) :)
For a gentleman's folder, no way the Fallkniven U2 !
It will do all kind of job you need and of course, it won't affraid people (and that's an important factor..) :it seems so inoffensive that you can't imagine it perform so well !!! :D
 
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