I will answer my questions when I see that my views are not as weird as my friends think
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1000% certain that
that particular sentence has never been uttered in the entire history of the English (American and the other versions) language, and I shall go so far as to say that I am equally certain that nobody's ever had a
thought like that in their heads as well!
Seperating the sheeple from the knifeknuts is comparing apples and bulldozers. Sheeple do whatever our illustrious leaders tell us to do, while us knifeknuts (or gungnuts, for that matter) tend to think for ourselves (which in the case of CERTAIN people, is a very, very bad thing indeed)
The first decent blade I bought was a Buck 110 on Times Square in New York City. Prior to that time, I'd just wanted a nifty (read: "BRAVO!") knife, and the Buck was the best they had in the place.
I still have it, although it now looks like a fliet knife due to my expert sharpening techniques.
Funny, I thought that dragging the blade across the highway as my lawyer drove 150 mph mighta been a fast way to sharpen a blade, but sometimes the best ideas go astray.
Now I really like whatever scares the shi...oh, sorry... doody outta liberals.
being an incredibly non descript and totally un-noticeable kinda fella, I am somewhat insecure. I compensate for this by waving around large knives and dead octopi at pedestrians.
That said,
The main reason I like knives is cuz they're shiny.
Still fascinated with shiny objects after all these years,
I remain,
VG
KING OF ALL PROSTITUTES
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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
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Odd Pictures at Photopoint
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Manifesto of Madness and Optical Illusions
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The Deadly and Scary Leatherman Micra InstructionalWebsite.
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The Ballistic Knife (a/k/a "The Knife That Shoots) in Action
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Lorena Bobbitski's Cyber-Sex Torture Page
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The Official VG Smiley, Courtesy of Wulfiepooface