Old is

[Raymond Richard]

"OLD" IS WHEN ... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and
you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"


"OLD " IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.


"OLD" IS WHEN ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the
garage door.


"OLD" IS WHEN ... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.


"OLD" IS WHEN ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you
don't have to go along.


"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by
the police.


"OLD" IS WHEN ..."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any
fiber today


"OLD" IS WHEN ... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.


"OLD" IS WHEN . An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.

AND

"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are not sure these are jokes.

 

[John R. Fraps]

Ray,

I was Ok til I got to the last one, and then said,"They ARE???"

 

[Steve Hayden]

Well as the old saying goes: "I may be too old to cut the mustard, but I can still lick the jar"

 

[indian george]

"OLD" IS WHEN ... You look like Dan GRAY.:jerkit: :barf:

 

[ddavelarsen]

Well, I knew they were jokes...

BUT THEY AIN'T FUNNY!