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He was coming out of the dojo after doing a quick workout, and he was beset upon by a guy lurking in the darkness!!!
Of course, being warmed up from a workout, and pretty much a full time martial artist for over 30yrs, Toooj kicked his ass but good. After a beating that would bring most men to pavement nap time, this guy gets up and lunges at Toooj!!!
Toooj, went to block the guy, and the guy bit him on the arm. Finally a couple of guys came out and grabbed Toooj's attacker, but its already starting to happen. The Change.
Turns out, Toooj as attacked by a ZOMBIE!!!!!!!
Gotcha!
The Change is already starting, Toooj's designs are showing signs of ZOMBIE-ism!!!! (real word, look it up.)
Check it out.
Pretty cool, huh?
Now, before you get your knickers twisted, this is the first time this has been seen by anyone, except the guys at ZDI.
Is this permanent? I don't know, if we find a cure, anythings possible.
Are these gonna be a new release? I don't know
What this really is, is a contest. Imagine that.
For right now, treat this as an opportunity to get a knife, that technically doesn't exist, here's why. I modded it.
That's right, me. The blade is the standard stock Kabar Kukri Machete. The handle is the exact same Toooj handle, except its Toxic. That's all.
I put the handle on it, then roll pinned the new one on. That's all. Yout might see some small scuffs on the smooth surface, but only if you hold it in the right light.
SO, you wanna win it?
Here's the contest part:
Break out your photchop skills and your woodland skills, you're gonna battle a zombie Toooj.
First take pic of yourself. Make sure you are in the left or the right of the frame.
Then, Zombie up Toooj. Any pic you can find of him, that you think will work, use your best photo chop skills and do some zombie magic.
Then cut the two together, to make a pic of you takin' on the Zombie Toooj!!
Feel free to zombie gear up yourself, I mean, you are fighting a Zombie Toooj. Kabar knives only, please.\
Must be 18 yrs old, and legally can own a knife.
No lewd or disrespectful pics. Going for good clean fun here, gross, but clean.
Neither Kabar, Me, Bladeforums, or anyone else is responsible for you and your actions, you are. Don't break it if you can't buy it.
Here's the twist, I wanna see some traffic on this thread, and good posts, so, if you bring someone into the contest, and they win, you win.
Here's how it works, if you get someone to enter, they should post your name up in the entry, somewhere. If they win, I'll send you a brand new Kabar Warthog. How's that for a twist.
Constest runs until September 30th, midnight.
Winner gets the Kukri in the pics, and if you brought them here, you win too.
No chatting in this thread. To enter, post "I Accept" in this thread, then edit it as your entry.
How's that?
Lets Rumble.
Moose
Of course, being warmed up from a workout, and pretty much a full time martial artist for over 30yrs, Toooj kicked his ass but good. After a beating that would bring most men to pavement nap time, this guy gets up and lunges at Toooj!!!
Toooj, went to block the guy, and the guy bit him on the arm. Finally a couple of guys came out and grabbed Toooj's attacker, but its already starting to happen. The Change.
Turns out, Toooj as attacked by a ZOMBIE!!!!!!!
Gotcha!The Change is already starting, Toooj's designs are showing signs of ZOMBIE-ism!!!! (real word, look it up.)
Check it out.
Pretty cool, huh?
Now, before you get your knickers twisted, this is the first time this has been seen by anyone, except the guys at ZDI.
Is this permanent? I don't know, if we find a cure, anythings possible.
Are these gonna be a new release? I don't know
What this really is, is a contest. Imagine that.
For right now, treat this as an opportunity to get a knife, that technically doesn't exist, here's why. I modded it.
That's right, me. The blade is the standard stock Kabar Kukri Machete. The handle is the exact same Toooj handle, except its Toxic. That's all.
I put the handle on it, then roll pinned the new one on. That's all. Yout might see some small scuffs on the smooth surface, but only if you hold it in the right light.
SO, you wanna win it?
Here's the contest part:
Break out your photchop skills and your woodland skills, you're gonna battle a zombie Toooj.
First take pic of yourself. Make sure you are in the left or the right of the frame.
Then, Zombie up Toooj. Any pic you can find of him, that you think will work, use your best photo chop skills and do some zombie magic.
Then cut the two together, to make a pic of you takin' on the Zombie Toooj!!
Feel free to zombie gear up yourself, I mean, you are fighting a Zombie Toooj. Kabar knives only, please.\
Must be 18 yrs old, and legally can own a knife.
No lewd or disrespectful pics. Going for good clean fun here, gross, but clean.
Neither Kabar, Me, Bladeforums, or anyone else is responsible for you and your actions, you are. Don't break it if you can't buy it.
Here's the twist, I wanna see some traffic on this thread, and good posts, so, if you bring someone into the contest, and they win, you win.
Here's how it works, if you get someone to enter, they should post your name up in the entry, somewhere. If they win, I'll send you a brand new Kabar Warthog. How's that for a twist.
Constest runs until September 30th, midnight.
Winner gets the Kukri in the pics, and if you brought them here, you win too.
No chatting in this thread. To enter, post "I Accept" in this thread, then edit it as your entry.
How's that?
Lets Rumble.
Moose
gift :> no taxes 
