OMG I have Syllogomania!!!!

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I thought you guys might find this interesting.

Syllogomania (Compulsive hoarding)

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This is not us, but we are getting close! Anyone else have this problem???

If you find this interesting, your comments are solicited.....
 
I remember the first purchases of antique edged weapons I ever made were at an estate sale managed by the mother of one of my employees. The house was located at the intersection of Better and Best Streets (no kidding) in old North Dallas and it was about 1998. The deceased gentleman was a retired engineer from Bell & Howell who lost his beloved wife decades before. Devasted by the loss of his wife, he retreated into his home and almost never left it and began collecting. He mainly collected antique edged weapons and firearms, taxidermy and model airplanes, mainly war planes. A friend would bring him groceries and run his errands. His house made the eBay mom's look like Martha Stewart's. From every square inch of ceiling hung dusty model planes, which were very well done. All the wall space was covered in yellowed, smoke stained taxidermy and antique edged weapons, similar to the Addams Family residence, but with no empty space on the walls, ceiling or floors. Narrow trails ran through the house allowing a single means of access to every room. On either side of the trails were stacked books, papers, boxes and other objects about waist high. Sometimes, I had to turn sideways to get through. The garage was the same, except the objects were of less value. There were dead animals and birds stacked up everywhere, including rare ones like big South American birds of prey. It was obvious that it was the gentleman's intention to mount them one day. An old 1950's era small refridgerator without power served as a storage cabinet. When I opened the door various hides with the fur still on were piled up. They had been there so long that they appeared to have melted into one homogenous mass of organic matter. It was difficult to tell where one ended and another began. Some old yellowed photographs and newspaper clippings related to some of the examples of taxidermy dated to the fifties. In the back yard were four or five dilapidated British sports cars like Austin Healy's and Triumphs, looking too far gone to be worth much. By the time I arrived at the sale, most of the stuff had been picked over, but I got some nice pieces, some of which are still my favorites. All his guns went to one buyer even before the sale was open to the public. There wasn't much focus in collecting the edged weapons as there was everything, but I can relate to that and so could George Cameron Stone. There was some really nice stuff in the hands of buyers waiting in line to pay. They were the kind of items, even Japanese swords, that probably weren't expensive when he acquireed them, but had since appreciated considerably. That was my introduction to collecting old weapons and I'll never forget it. Rather than view him as strange, I felt sympathy and compassion for him. I don't believe he ever recovered from his broken heart. My house isn't like that, by the way.
 
Not compulsive perhaps, but I do tend to hoard. I also tend to buy two of everything, one to use and one for backup. Gets pretty silly sometimes, so I have to fight it. To psychoanalyze myself, I think it was material insecurity as a child, and missing a few days of meals at times after I moved out, that made me determined never to be unprepared or to not have something I needed. My brother is the same way. It also is a nice feeling to be well stocked if something goes amiss, but of course it can be overdone. (I don't know when I'm gonna ever shoot up that 30,000 rounds of .22... ;) )

I was in a house once with an elderly woman who had this compulsion, and her home looked something like the home VML described. I won't mention her name, but she was a brilliant distinguished professor of semantics who had been a pupil of S.I. Hayakawa, who in turn had learned from Alfred Korzybski himself. I felt privliged to learn from her. In any case she was into her 80's in the late 70's. I drove her home once, and in her house was seemingly every academic paper she had ever read or had submitted to her by her students.

The papers were stacked from floor to within 2 feet of the ceiling. I have no idea how she had gotten them up there. The piles were side by side, and all you saw was a wall of paper as you walked in. There were narrow trails between the stacks for her to walk. The entire house was this way, with even a narrow trail leading to the bathroom. At the time she had lived in this house for over 30 years. It was the most amazing thing I have ever seen.

I guess she just could not bear to part with anything that had to do with her work, even if it was a students "C" graded paper on the subject from 1955...

But, as you say, none of us has it here. Really! :D
 
Diagnosis: Cultellophilic Syllogomaniacal.

You would THINK it would be "gladiaphilic syllogomaniacal", but no.

So what. Some people collect Beanie Babies®.

Wish I had the bucks to collect artillery. I would.

WWII aircraft?


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"Cutlass," which first appeared in English around 1594 in the form "coute-lace," comes from the French "coutelas," derived from "coutel," meaning "knife." The Latin root of "coutel" was "cultellus," also meaning "knife" and ancestor of our English word "cutlery." Oddly enough, given the uses to which knives are put, none of these words have any historical connection with the English word "cut." Over the years "cutlass" has appeared in a variety of forms, including "cuttle ax," "cut-lash," "curtelace," "curtal-axe" and "curt axe."
 
Try living in a warehouse with 16,000 square feet of floor space and 18 foot ceilings! Add being married to a packrat.
 
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