OMG! We Found Him!! (eek!)

idahoskunk

idahoskunk

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all went well last night as we had the whole family and relatives over for christmas eve dinner. after dinner and a cigar or two my cousin stink decided to do in to town for some CBL (i was out and don't like the crap anyhow).

town is only a mile or two away and not wanting to let the stinky bastid use my truck he had to walk to get his hootch. well the SOB never showed up all night and we sent the hounds out to track the stinky fellow but to no avail!:(

so to make a long story short a few minutes ago the dumb bastid came walking in from the river bottom where he was a hiding from the law:eek:

seems he got in to a fight with about every one of the guys in town. we can't get to close to stinky so were going to load him in the bed of the pickup and take him to town and clean him up in the car wash.

then it will be back home for a very late and well deserved christmas breakfast:D


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That is one hell of a knife!!!

Btw, we have a country and western singer that looks a lot like that pic. He’s called Chad Morgan. You wouldn’t by any chance know the words to “When the Sheila from Biloela met the stinker from Innamincka” or “Double Decker Blowfly”. :D :D
Ian.
 
jerry doesn't answer his phone and i have good reason to think he is in trouble. has anybody spoke with him or tried his cell?
any body live near texas or lusianan??:confused: :confused:
 
Dang CBL made his new slimline phone look like one of thos high end Black n Gold see-gars he smokes, and he lit it up. Got halfway thru it before someone asked what the stink was....Jerry didn't notice any taste difference...;)
 
Our Aussie version, CHAD MORGAN. :D :D

"The Sheik of Scrubby Creek"
 

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LMAO! Your not doing us any favours here Ian! I was going to try and keep ole Chad hidden...
 
Guy,
It’s hard to conceal a man of his great stature. After all he was top on the charts down here.:D

The Sheik Of Scrubby Creek, You Can Have Your Women I'll Stick To My Booze, The Shotgun Wedding, The Bachelors Warning, The Duckinwilla Dance, The Answer To The Bachelors Warning, It's No Fun Chasing Sorts In Childers, The Psychiatrists Joy, Double Decker Blowfly.

Just some of his love songs, the list goes on and on.:D :D
Ian.
 
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