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DannyinJapan said:
Bill,
Tell me more about your Christian humor theory..
Well mine is that when Jesus was a little boy and farted at the dinner table all of his brothers and sisters would giggle and say, "Jesus Farted, Oooooh What A Stinker!!!! Hehehehehe!":D
 
Well I heard that Jesus did knock knock jokes.

"knock knock." Jesus

"who's there?'

"Isreal." Jesus

"Isreal who?"

"Isreal good to meet you." Jesus
 
I head he was a fisherman.

Jesus and St Pete were out one day and as a boat arrived to steal the spot Jesus was casting to he walked out to it so the boat couldn't snag the spot.

The guy in the boat yells out "Who's he think he is? Jesus Christ?"

St Pete yells back "Naw...he thinks he's Bill Dance"



Apologies to the fishing impaired...trust me...that was funny.
:)
 
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