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Good Evening,
It is I,
<CENTER><font size="12" color="#FF0000">THE GREAT AND POWERFUL VAMPIRE GERBIL!
Whocka-Wocka-Wocka!!! </font></CENTER>
(I am a little red and happy helicopter today)
Unwilling to partake in the Morris-Bashing below, at gonna catch hell for this....... ginsu?", I figured I'd address the subject of Ginsus again.
This is also a blatant cry for attention, as nobody ever comes to visit me in my room, and I only get fed what I can catch through that hole in the wall.
I addressed the subject of Ginsu knives way back in June, HERE!
Well, 6 months have passed (almost) and I'm happy to say that I still have 2 of the Ginsus left. The others went to that strange land where single socks go during the laundry.
(Note to self: Maybe ya shouldn't wash the sliverware in the washing machine?)
Be that as in marchaprilmay,
The knives aren't as sharp as when I bought 'em, but they still cut bagels. The tips look duller than the average slot headed screwdriver.
::::giggling at the word "screw":::::
For whatever price I paid, I suppose I got my money's worth, but they ain't as neato as they seem on television.
Kinda like that time I met Charles Nelson Reilly back in the 60's. I was like 11, and he was who knows how old, but THE GHOST AND MRS. MUIR was may favorite show at the time, and I thought he'd set me up with Hope Lange.
He said he'd arrange it... in fact, he had her phone number in his pocket. Then he said he had to re-tie the knot in his scarf, but I could just reach inside his pants and get the number for myself.
Well, after about 10 minutes of searching, I still couldn't find the number... or his POCKET for that matter.
Come to think of it, he never even re-tied his scarf.
......
Give me a moment.... I just had an epiphany, and feel so dirty, yet warm and snuggly.
Okay, I'm back.
I apologize for that last story, but my shrink said I oughta be free with my thoughts and eventually they'll let me have my guns back.
So, the moral of the story is,
MORRIS, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE AND BUY MY GINSUS!
Even though they suck, they're available.
Thanking you all for this opportunity to enemasize my brain.
I remian,
VG
PS - Oh, and ParcelLockin'Fetish, this HAS KNIFE CONTENT, and I'll sob like a schoolgirl with herpes if ya lock it!!
PSS - The old codger with the lazy eye is now living in the garage. He eats better than I do.
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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
+ + + + + + + + + + +
Odd Pictures at Photopoint
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Manifesto of Madness and Optical Illusions
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The Deadly and Scary Leatherman Micra InstructionalWebsite.
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The Ballistic Knife (a/k/a "The Knife That Shoots) in Action
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Lorena Bobbitski's Cyber-Sex Torture Page
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The Official VG Smiley, Courtesy of Wulfiepooface
[This message has been edited by Vampire Gerbil (edited 12-09-2000).]
It is I,
<CENTER><font size="12" color="#FF0000">THE GREAT AND POWERFUL VAMPIRE GERBIL!
Whocka-Wocka-Wocka!!! </font></CENTER>
(I am a little red and happy helicopter today)
Unwilling to partake in the Morris-Bashing below, at gonna catch hell for this....... ginsu?", I figured I'd address the subject of Ginsus again.
This is also a blatant cry for attention, as nobody ever comes to visit me in my room, and I only get fed what I can catch through that hole in the wall.
I addressed the subject of Ginsu knives way back in June, HERE!
Well, 6 months have passed (almost) and I'm happy to say that I still have 2 of the Ginsus left. The others went to that strange land where single socks go during the laundry.
(Note to self: Maybe ya shouldn't wash the sliverware in the washing machine?)
Be that as in marchaprilmay,
The knives aren't as sharp as when I bought 'em, but they still cut bagels. The tips look duller than the average slot headed screwdriver.
::::giggling at the word "screw":::::
For whatever price I paid, I suppose I got my money's worth, but they ain't as neato as they seem on television.
Kinda like that time I met Charles Nelson Reilly back in the 60's. I was like 11, and he was who knows how old, but THE GHOST AND MRS. MUIR was may favorite show at the time, and I thought he'd set me up with Hope Lange.
He said he'd arrange it... in fact, he had her phone number in his pocket. Then he said he had to re-tie the knot in his scarf, but I could just reach inside his pants and get the number for myself.
Well, after about 10 minutes of searching, I still couldn't find the number... or his POCKET for that matter.
Come to think of it, he never even re-tied his scarf.
......
Give me a moment.... I just had an epiphany, and feel so dirty, yet warm and snuggly.
Okay, I'm back.
I apologize for that last story, but my shrink said I oughta be free with my thoughts and eventually they'll let me have my guns back.
So, the moral of the story is,
MORRIS, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE AND BUY MY GINSUS!
Even though they suck, they're available.
Thanking you all for this opportunity to enemasize my brain.
I remian,
VG
PS - Oh, and ParcelLockin'Fetish, this HAS KNIFE CONTENT, and I'll sob like a schoolgirl with herpes if ya lock it!!
PSS - The old codger with the lazy eye is now living in the garage. He eats better than I do.
------------------
Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
+ + + + + + + + + + +
Odd Pictures at Photopoint
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Manifesto of Madness and Optical Illusions
- - - - - - - - - - - -
The Deadly and Scary Leatherman Micra InstructionalWebsite.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
The Ballistic Knife (a/k/a "The Knife That Shoots) in Action
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Lorena Bobbitski's Cyber-Sex Torture Page
- - - - - - - - - - - -
The Official VG Smiley, Courtesy of Wulfiepooface
[This message has been edited by Vampire Gerbil (edited 12-09-2000).]
