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Once, I win the 540 million tomorrow night, I will buy KA-BAR!!!!!

And when you win you need to send me your address so we can uhm...celebrate!! Yeah, celebrate!!! :D

I will also need your pin number! Good luck!
 
runtothehills said:
Hey! We all have dreams! :D Good luck to all!
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no, you will buy us ALL KaBars :D

you will buy yourself all KaBar models...

then you will save the rest of the money!!! be smart man, be smart!
 
good luck, I've got a whole team on it. :D
 
I got $5 on it. If I win you all get beckers. If I don't well then more beckers for me :D
 
Late afternoon buying a handful of Lottery Tickets , 2 Slim Jims and my Ka-bar.....That's How I Survived my 540 Million Dollar Lottery Winning..
 
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If I win, no one will ever fond out what happened to me. I will fall off the face of the planet.

Ah, living life like I want to would be cool.

Moose
 
Tooj gave ya Kabars, and Ethan gave ya Beckers. Just sayin'.

If I win I'll get a Mk-1 for certain. :)
 
Just got my tickets. If I win, I just want a cabin out in the boonies, and a nice Jeep. Don't give a shit about the rest.
 
I already decided to get all Becker owners a Becker & Kabar of their choice as well as flying everyone out to my "mancave" that I'll be having built in the side of the mountain on the island that I plan to buy for a BBQ. Did I mention the 300" TV in the cave? :rolleyes:
 
Lets be realistic, first thing anyone would do after winning 540 million dollars is crap themselves and then look at the ticket 500 times to be sure, then crap themselves again.
Then they would shower and throw away the crapped in clothes and check the ticket 500 more times and attempt to crap themselves but they would be out of crap by this point.
Then they would shake and cry and cry some more, then they would call all the people who piss them off and tell them a thing or three. Then sitting and shaking and crying some more.
Then passing out. Then waking up and thinking it was all a dream, and checking the ticket again, thinking that they misread the ticket and panicking about the phone calls that they made.Realizing that they did in fact have the winning ticket. Finding out they did in fact have just a little more crap for those pants.
Then acceptance, and joy followed by trying to figure out what the hell you do with 500 million dollars.
 
Silverthorn said:
Lets be realistic, first thing anyone would do after winning 540 million dollars is crap themselves and then look at the ticket 500 times to be sure, then crap themselves again.
Then they would shower and throw away the crapped in clothes and check the ticket 500 more times and attempt to crap themselves but they would be out of crap by this point.
Then they would shake and cry and cry some more, then they would call all the people who piss them off and tell them a thing or three. Then sitting and shaking and crying some more.
Then passing out. Then waking up and thinking it was all a dream, and checking the ticket again, thinking that they misread the ticket and panicking about the phone calls that they made.Realizing that they did in fact have the winning ticket. Finding out they did in fact have just a little more crap for those pants.
Then acceptance, and joy followed by trying to figure out what the hell you do with 500 million dollars.
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Two chicks at the same time.....
 
Silverthorn said:
Lets be realistic, first thing anyone would do after winning 540 million dollars is crap themselves and then look at the ticket 500 times to be sure, then crap themselves again.
Then they would shower and throw away the crapped in clothes and check the ticket 500 more times and attempt to crap themselves but they would be out of crap by this point.
Then they would shake and cry and cry some more, then they would call all the people who piss them off and tell them a thing or three. Then sitting and shaking and crying some more.
Then passing out. Then waking up and thinking it was all a dream, and checking the ticket again, thinking that they misread the ticket and panicking about the phone calls that they made.Realizing that they did in fact have the winning ticket. Finding out they did in fact have just a little more crap for those pants.
Then acceptance, and joy followed by trying to figure out what the hell you do with 500 million dollars.
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Then they would realize the ticket was from the previous drawing ;)

Actually the winnings would be:
390MM lump sum, 195MM after taxes or
540MM annuity, 20.8MM a year for 26 years, 10.4MM after taxes for 26 years
 
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