One American Soldier

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One American Soldier

A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One United States Soldier is better than ten Iraqis"...

The Iraqi Commander quickly sends ten of his best soldiers over the dune, where upon a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence...

The voice then calls out: "One United States Soldier is better than one hundred Iraqis...!"

Furious, the Iraqi Commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge firefight commences...
After 10 minutes ofbattle, again silence...

The American voice calls out again: "One United States Soldier is better than one thousand Iraqis...!"

The enraged Iraqi Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune... Cannons, rockets and machine guns ring out as a huge battle is fought... Then silence...

Eventually one wounded Iraqi soldier crawls back over the dune and with his dying breath tells his Commander: "Don't send any more men...! It's a trap..!

There's TWO of them...!" :D :D :D
 
Good one, and so true!!:D :D
Here's a few more:

What is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.

Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program?
Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
(Trained by the French)

What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.

What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign ambassador.

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their air force.
 
"What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
"


LMAO, that's so good :D
 
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