HEY Mick, if you thought wed. was messed up, you should here what happened to me on the way home.
You seen me on my way back, and about 20min out, I get this PIG, opps I mean CHP on my ass. So Im in the Car pool lane and he is following me in the fast lane, and I see him the whole time. So I hold steady at 75mph, and Mick knows that people out there go at least 85-90. **** Mick does like 105. So I just hold steady so I dont get pulled over, because I know that I dont have the indorsement yet. And he follows me for about 3 to 4 miles. And this is a damn K-9 Unit with no lights on the top so im not to worried. About a half mile in to him following me, my leg has fell asleep (ia have been riding about two and half hours about now), so I start to shake it to wake it up. Them the **** goes down the PIG, I mean the CHP throughs the lights and pulles me over. Im going, great. So he walks up to mean and says I pulled you over for speeding, WTF what the hell are you talking about ever car on the freeway was going faster than me. Let me see all your info he says. Then I tell him there was no way I was speeding I was going slower than the flow of traffic. He said I seen you down shift to speed up. O really sir, thats not the shift lever, thats the back brake (smart ass), Oh then you were slowing down because you seen me, BS, you would have said that first, beacuse if I would have used the back brake the brake light would have came one. My foot was just numb, and I was trying to wake it up. And he was like, uh,uh,uh...... then walked away, because he knew he was wrong. And so he goes to wrtie the ticket, and another cop comes up the on ramp and stops, becuse you know it takes 20 Pigs to write one ticket. And the guy that pulled me over is bragging to the other cop on how many tickets he wrote today, so now I kind of getting pissed. Then the other cop helps him fill out the paper work because he doesnt know how. WTF, he braggin to the other cop and he doest know how to fill the paper work out. Then he tells me I have a ticket for speeding(duh, no **** a fag like you would let me off) and there going to impound my bike, o ****, im 2 hours away from home and no one can come and get me, and thats what I told him, the Fing pig tells me O well. Then I tell him I dont even have the money to make a phone call, hes says to bad call collect. Then I ask him how can I get it , back and he doesnt even know. WTF, this fag doesnt even know his own job. . So Im wanting for the tow truck to come so I can get his business card to so I can call and see where he took it to. Alittle after this the cop that is helping him lights up a cigerate (thats prob. spelled wrong). Holy ****, I want to kill both of them now. But I dont say anything beacuse I know that I dont have the indorsement. But if I would have had it I would have yelled right in his face, and then him to go **** himself. Then the tow truck comes and I get the card, the gay ass cop wouldnt even give me a ride off the free way. He makes me walk off, so I dont even see then tow it away. So I find a pay phone and to make this part short I sit there for 6 hours for some one to come and get me. And the ride home takes 4 hours beacuse of thanksgiving traffic.
Well got to go eat. ill tell you the rest latter.
Matt
You seen me on my way back, and about 20min out, I get this PIG, opps I mean CHP on my ass. So Im in the Car pool lane and he is following me in the fast lane, and I see him the whole time. So I hold steady at 75mph, and Mick knows that people out there go at least 85-90. **** Mick does like 105. So I just hold steady so I dont get pulled over, because I know that I dont have the indorsement yet. And he follows me for about 3 to 4 miles. And this is a damn K-9 Unit with no lights on the top so im not to worried. About a half mile in to him following me, my leg has fell asleep (ia have been riding about two and half hours about now), so I start to shake it to wake it up. Them the **** goes down the PIG, I mean the CHP throughs the lights and pulles me over. Im going, great. So he walks up to mean and says I pulled you over for speeding, WTF what the hell are you talking about ever car on the freeway was going faster than me. Let me see all your info he says. Then I tell him there was no way I was speeding I was going slower than the flow of traffic. He said I seen you down shift to speed up. O really sir, thats not the shift lever, thats the back brake (smart ass), Oh then you were slowing down because you seen me, BS, you would have said that first, beacuse if I would have used the back brake the brake light would have came one. My foot was just numb, and I was trying to wake it up. And he was like, uh,uh,uh...... then walked away, because he knew he was wrong. And so he goes to wrtie the ticket, and another cop comes up the on ramp and stops, becuse you know it takes 20 Pigs to write one ticket. And the guy that pulled me over is bragging to the other cop on how many tickets he wrote today, so now I kind of getting pissed. Then the other cop helps him fill out the paper work because he doesnt know how. WTF, he braggin to the other cop and he doest know how to fill the paper work out. Then he tells me I have a ticket for speeding(duh, no **** a fag like you would let me off) and there going to impound my bike, o ****, im 2 hours away from home and no one can come and get me, and thats what I told him, the Fing pig tells me O well. Then I tell him I dont even have the money to make a phone call, hes says to bad call collect. Then I ask him how can I get it , back and he doesnt even know. WTF, this fag doesnt even know his own job. . So Im wanting for the tow truck to come so I can get his business card to so I can call and see where he took it to. Alittle after this the cop that is helping him lights up a cigerate (thats prob. spelled wrong). Holy ****, I want to kill both of them now. But I dont say anything beacuse I know that I dont have the indorsement. But if I would have had it I would have yelled right in his face, and then him to go **** himself. Then the tow truck comes and I get the card, the gay ass cop wouldnt even give me a ride off the free way. He makes me walk off, so I dont even see then tow it away. So I find a pay phone and to make this part short I sit there for 6 hours for some one to come and get me. And the ride home takes 4 hours beacuse of thanksgiving traffic.
Well got to go eat. ill tell you the rest latter.
Matt