So my sister came to visit from Seattle and bought me a very nice bottle of wine. On my last move I must have misplaced my cork screw, because I couldn't find it anywhere. At first I thought, "Well, I have a cheap dollar-store swiss army knife, i wonder if that would work." It in fact did not... Lucky i didn't lose the screw in the cork.
So what's a guy to do? This!
Heh, I'm proud of my ingenuity, but I think I'm gonna buy a SAK... After all, why just buy a cork screw when I can get a knife and a cork screw.
So what's a guy to do? This!

Heh, I'm proud of my ingenuity, but I think I'm gonna buy a SAK... After all, why just buy a cork screw when I can get a knife and a cork screw.