Only In Alaska

[akivory]

From Anchorage Daily News

Alana owns Good Karma, a peace-loving store that dispenses incense, Buddha statues and psychic readings. Her husband, Lu, owns The Ammo Can, the gun shop next door.


http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/anchorage/story/8447861p-8342047c.html

 

[Gollnick]

Some people believe that peace can be achieved through incense and meditation. But, if that fails, try superior fire power.

 

[Esav Benyamin]

"Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!"

 

[Jubei]

Some people believe that peace can be achieved through incense and meditation. But, if that fails, try superior fire power.

Are you saying that I've been going about peace all wrong? First I apply the superior fire power, and then use the incense to suppress the smell.

Maybe that's why my Christmas card list is so short.

Jubei