only the strongest survive

idahoskunk · Apr 29, 2003

as you all have probably herd, buffalo die...

see the herd is only as fast as the slowest buffalo, so the slow and stupid buffalo get wasted. soon just the smartest, healthiest and fastest survive, therefor making the herd faster and stronger.

you my porker friends will be happy to know i did a survey a couple of nights ago.

based on information gleaned from jerry, gundy and myself i found out the same thing mentioned above has worked for us!

see when we drink as much as we do it kills our brain cells. hundreds of our slow, stupid and weak brain cell get killed off!

and yes you know the rest of the story, we are left with only the strongest, healthiest and most brilliant cells left in our herd.

so taking the liberty of speaking for the three of us...

DRINK UP!!

we are living proof that natural predation works

SpearHead · Apr 29, 2003

Culling the herd to the point of extinction, huh Stinky?

WTFOver · Apr 29, 2003

Well, On that note I drink I'll have another think!

gundy · Apr 29, 2003

Which brings forth the following question;

"Whos shout is it?"

idahoskunk · Apr 29, 2003

must be yours cause jerry fell asleep at the wheel

i'll drink to that

idahoskunk · Apr 29, 2003

did you notice we're the only three left on here?

maybe sumthun bad happened?

scary huh?

idahoskunk · Apr 29, 2003

suppose we're the only ones left?

maybe sars got um all

infi for us huh

WTFOver · Apr 29, 2003

"Who's Shout Is It?"

Two fat blokes walk into the bar and the first one says, "Your round."

"So are you" the second replies.

idahoskunk · Apr 29, 2003

cerber's here, didn't get him

split it four ways huh

WTFOver · Apr 29, 2003

can you split a fifth four ways?

idahoskunk · Apr 29, 2003

no, i don't think so...

if i drank a fifth of it then it could be split 4 ways

WTFOver · Apr 29, 2003

Sometimes if I drink a fifth I can spit four ways... does that count?

cerberus · Apr 29, 2003

I guess I will have to update my beliefs. So I believe I will have another drink!

For me it is either a Bud of some sort or Jack and Coke. I cannot do those foreign beers, too thick, reminds me of motor oil and I have never tried that CBL stuff. Heresy, I know, go easy on me.

Cerberus

WTFOver · Apr 29, 2003

We're up to 6 now... Guess we need a beer run!

idahoskunk · Apr 29, 2003

yeah, uffda's here now, how come when we start culling brain cells everybody shows up to help with the damage??

better make it a 12 pak

WTFOver · Apr 29, 2003

Well, I guess I'm flying... Back in an hour to see if anyone is still standing. One 12 Pack will do it? Better make it a case or three.

idahoskunk · Apr 29, 2003

ko, i should be here, fly safe

SpearHead · Apr 30, 2003

what's the matter? You girly men give up already? Drinkers my @$$. Tphhthhpphhht!

SpearHead · Apr 30, 2003

Well, I guess that's it, men. The skunk has drunk himself to the point of being unable to post. He can't even come up with a snappy reply to being called a lightweight.

Do you all think we should trust a guy like that with sharp steel?

WTFOver · Apr 30, 2003

Back from watching 24...err the Beer Run and everyone is gone? Oh well... MORE BEER FOR ME!!!