Osama Bin Laden's wish

[Bill Marsh]

Osama Ben Laden found a magic bottle hidden deep in a cave in Afghanistan. He opened it and out popped a genie -- ready to grant him a wish. He thought awhile and told the genie, "I want to wake up in bed with three famous American women."

When he awakened the next morning he saw the three women. Tanya Harding had broken his leg. Hillary Clinton had cancelled his health insurance and Lorena Bobbett was smiling at him and holding a bloody HI 19 inch Chitlangi.

Best Wishes Osama

Bill Marsh

 

[Bill Martino]

I've seen it before but not with the HI twist.

Funny stuff.

 

[not2sharp]

That Osama is sure a lucky guy. If the trio had included Allbright and Reno I would have gladly bitten down on that cyanide capsule.

n2s

 

[Semper Fi]

Throw Hanoi Jane into the mix too.

 

[Walosi]

Originally posted by Semper Fi
Throw Hanoi Jane into the mix too.

And send them ALL with him.

 

[Bill Martino]

Pala told us last time we spoke there are rumors Osama has been sighted in Nepal. I suppose these are the same folks who started a rumor a few years back that the chickens being sold in Nepal had AIDS. Chicken market plummeted and didn't recover for six months. But at least the poor folks got to eat all the chicken they wanted for awhile.