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OLYMPIA, Wash. (Jan. 8) - What kind of friends coat your apartment - and nearly everything in it - with tinfoil while you're away? Here's a hint: One of the only objects that escaped the shiny treatment was a book titled ''Cruel Tricks for Dear Friends.''

Chris Kirk found his downtown Olympia apartment encased in aluminum foil when he returned home Monday night from a trip to Los Angeles.

The walls, ceiling, cabinets and everything in between shimmered, after the prank orchestrated by Kirk's longtime friend, Luke Trerice, 26, who was staying in the apartment while Kirk was away.

''He's known for large-scale strangeness,'' Kirk, 33, told The Olympian. ''He warned me that he would be able to touch my stuff, but it didn't sound so bad.''

Trerice, who lives in Las Vegas, and a small group of friends draped the apartment with about 4,000 square feet of aluminum foil, which cost about $100.

Not surprisingly, the idea was hatched on New Year's Eve.

''It was just a spur of the moment thing,'' Trerice said. ''I really don't even consider it art. I consider it a psychology project. ... He seems to be upbeat, so I consider this a success. ''

No detail was too small or too time-consuming. The toilet paper was unrolled, wrapped in foil, then rolled back up again. The friends covered Kirk's book and compact disc collections but made sure each CD case could open and shut normally. They even used foil on each coin in Kirk's spare change.

And to sweeten the theme, they left silver Hershey's kisses sprinkled throughout the apartment.


"As I was trying to sleep last night, I realized that, actually, it's creepy."
-Chris Kirk



''The toilet was hard. The molding around the doorways took a very long time,'' Trerice said.

Aside from ''Cruel Tricks for Dear Friends,'' which doesn't include this particular trick, only a portrait of his girlfriend, the bed and a bath mat were left unfoiled.

''He took special pains not to move anything,'' Kirk said.

A foil-encased picture hanging outside his apartment was Kirk's first clue that something inside was amiss.

''I heard him open the door and gasp and start laughing,'' said Beth Kelly, who lives in an apartment down the hall. ''I love the quarters. It's almost more funny realizing the things that were left unwrapped.''

Andras Jones, who lives on the same floor, became curious about what was transpiring in Kirk's apartment as he noticed ''a parade of strange characters'' going in and out.

Since Kirk's return the entire building has been buzzing about the transformation, Jones said.

''There's a party atmosphere down by the room,'' Jones said. ''Of course, everyone has their favorite part. I think the kitchen is just amazing.''

Kirk's awestruck neighbors and friends kept him up until late Monday night. He hasn't started unpacking his belongings and isn't sure when he will. ''

''As I was trying to sleep last night, I realized that, actually, it's creepy,'' Kirk said.

And as for whether Trerice will ever be allowed to stay again at the apartment unsupervised, Kirk said: ''I don't know. We'll see.''

But Trerice hopes Kirk will find a way to get him back.

''I'm going to be insulted if he doesn't try,'' Trerice said. ''It's kind of a challenge.''



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(But the Aliens wouldn't be able to read his thoughts now.)

:)
 
(But the Aliens wouldn't be able to read his thoughts now)
That's not the worst of it: you can forget about microwaving the apartment, too.
 
I've often wondered if you could run a mircowave with the door open. You could depress the latch with a screwdriver or something. With a few more modifications (perpaps a parabolic dish and some other goodies). I'd have my own death ray.

:D
 
Found this and much more by Googleing Microwave effects on Human Beings.:D ;) :eek:

Selected References

Information Technology: US/Russian PerspectivesFinally, IT can affect the weakest link on the battlefield: the individual soldier's mind. The mind is not protected by a firewall as is the computer, and the ultimate operator of equipment, the soldier/leader, is offered little protection in the IT environment.
There are two forms of protection required: one from physical attacks (electromagnetic pulses, acoustic weapons, voice synthesis, and so forth) and one from attacks on the perception capabilities of the mind.
This is especially true due to the quick pace of development in the production of holograms.
These can be used to make an army look larger than it is, or to make life-sized tank and soldier holograms appear to move and thereby confuse or intimidate soldiers.
Hologram technology "uses a laser to illuminate an object and write its image into a photo- refractive crystal, while another laser projects that image into a liquid scattering material."
Holograms are also being considered for their value in propaganda productions, such as morphing images of political leaders.
Soldiers require training to recognize misleading information produced from holograms, voice synthesis or other psychological tricks.

Human Network Attacks It is clear that to both countries, "gray matter" does matter.
Technological developments have made it possible to subject all people, from ordinary citizens to heads of state, to a complex information offensive.
Simulated and reproduced voices, fabricated provocative speeches delivered by virtual heads of state, and projected images of actual life situations can affect troops psychologically.
Russian IW modelers try to foresee the application and utility of information weapons...
The formation of methods to ensure moral-psychological stability is important to Russian modelers.
They want to counter the influence of information weapons that aim to suppress the will to resist, "zombify" the psyche through manipulation and reconfigured thinking, reprogram human behavior and demoralize and psychologically degrade people.
Russian Information-Psychological Actions: Implications for U.S. PSYOPIt is July 18,1999, and a battle is raging somewhere on Russia's southern border.
During a lull in the fighting, Russian loudspeakers emit provocative messages (produced through voice-synthesis processors) designed to influence or "hypnotize" enemy forces.
Holograms, designed to induce fear or uncertainty, display messages and images embellished with cultural and religious connotations.
One special hologram, depicting specific combinations of colors and numbers, reportedly causes some bodily functions to shut down. Titanium robots move about the battlefield, shooting leaflets with instructions to the enemy on how to surrender.
As the fighting resumes, multiple rocket launchers and artillery rocket attacks pose yet another type of psychological war--one based on the shock effect of tons of explosive ordnance.
Dialectical Versus Empirical Thinking: Ten Key Elements of the Russian Understanding of Information OperationsFourth, and closely associated to the information-psychological element, is a serious attempt by the Russians to harness the energy generated by human beings.

The so-called "Computer Operator's Security Problem" is a multi disciplinary one, these scientists believe, connected to the integrative efforts of different areas of knowledge--physics, biology, psychology, cybernetics, philosophy and religion. From this perspective, if man is viewed as an open system capable of communicating with the environment using material, energy and information flows,
then it is possible to influence him by means of radiation (electromagnetic, acoustic, etc.) and to cause changes in the psycho-physiological condition of his organism.
In addition to energy sources, information alone can also influence the vital processes of a person if it is properly packaged.
This theory appears to have strong appeal for such Russian scientists as Victor Solntsev and Vladimir Pirumov, who often write on information operations. Solntsev, for example,
believes that to all people the world appears as diverse forms of information flows, which everyone processes differently.
Certain forms of radiation (energy)-information fields, according to these scientists, can cause disease, disorder of the gums and systems of an organism, modification of behavior, suppression of thinking, manipulation of one's consciousness, and the destruction of one's personality, among other problems.

Microwave Auditory Effects U.S. Air Force
What Is Healing Energy? Part 3: Silent Pulsesby James L. Oschman
Information-Age Warfare: A Working Bibliography.Under Perception Management, PSYOP, Deception Issues, there is a book entitled "Getting Inside the Enemy's Head."
Intelligence Newsletter (Le monde du renseignement), 3 October 1996, 7. Discusses the possibilities of cognitive warfare-mind control using acoustical, optical and electromagnetic fields to interfere with an enemy's biological processes.
Published material related to the biological effects of microwave radiation and government documents related to the microwave bombardment of the U.S. Embassy in Moscow.By Nicholas Steneck
The Effects Of Electromagnetic Fields On The Nervous System
National Radiological Protection Board. Restrictions on Human Exposure to Static and Time Varying Electromagnetic Fields and Radiation
Effects of Low Power Microwaves on the Local Cerebral Blood Flow of Conscious Rats
Microwave Induced Hearing Sensation
The Microwave Auditory Phenomenon
Auditory Perception Of Radio-Frequency Electromagnetic Fields
Microwave Induced Acoustic Effects In Mammalian Auditory Systems
Electronic Expansion Of Human Perception
The Effects of Electromagnetic Fields on the Nervous System
The Microwave Problem
Analysis of Central Nervous System Involvement
Electrophysiological Effects of Electromagnetic Fields on Animals
Investigation of the Characteristics of Auditory Effects Stimulated by Microwaves Using a Spherical Model
Space Operations: Through the Looking GlassResearch paper presented to Air Force 2025, August 1996.
Information Operations: A New War-Fighting CapabilityResearch paper presented to Air Force 2025, August 1996.
 
Bruise and Yvsa; could you use a microwave oven in any manner to disrupt survelience?

Hey- it's an honest question- you didn't think Bruise was the only paranoid, did you?


munk
 
Maybe if you lured the cop on the stakeout in front of Bruise's doorless microwave...? Not a whole lot of help, was it?
 
After living in college dorms fer 2 years. I have a few I'd not list here, youse guys would get in trouble! I'll just share the names:

Condiment surprise
The Glazed Donut
Ham head sandwich
Furniture out the window
Mystery wizzer
Unopenable door
Can henge
Shaving cream room blaster

To name a few. I'm sure they get invented every year!
 
The first post reminds me of something we did to a friend of mine's older brother. We were about 15 and went over to my friends parent's house. His older brother had a date there at the house and ran us out, to get rid of us. That was kind of annoying. Luckily he left his car open. We rolled up the windows and opened the sun roof. Then went to the garage where there was a whole box of styrofoam peanuts. Then we completely filled his car with the peanuts making sure to spread them in all the nooks and crannies. Then we left.
 
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