OT 501th Post A truly awful joke...read at your own risk.

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(For a variety of reasons, I'm surprised to be posting #501. To celebrate, I am soliciting groans from across the world.:D )



> Justin & Christian
>
> Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were
> swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called
> Christian.
>
> The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that
> patrolled the area.
>
> Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at
> being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries
> about being eaten..."
>
> As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious
> cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin
> turned into a shark.
>
> Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by
> his old mate.
>
> Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin found himself
> becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away
> whenever he came close to them. Justin finally realised that his new
> menacing
> appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
>
> While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod
> again and can't believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could
change
> him back into a prawn. He begs the cod to change him back so, lo and
> behold, he is
> turned back into a prawn.
>
> With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his
friends
> and bought them all a cocktail.
>
> Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal.
> "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, distraught that his best
> friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply.
>
> Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture,
> he set off to Christian's house. As he opened the coral gate the memories
> came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me,Justin,
> your old friend, come out and see me again. "
>
> Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy
> and I'll not be tricked.
>
> "Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed."
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> "I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian"
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:p
 
People have been banned for less.

I'm gonna report this post to a moderator. :) Then Rusty will have to read it. :D
 
After having their 11th child, a North Georgia Mountain couple decided that was enough.

So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his
wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in the North Georgia Mountains), light it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the
world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me, " said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count 1 2 3 4 5 At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama, West Virginia, Afghanistan and Iraq.
 
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