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but one of my kids sent it to me...obviously after talking with my ex-wife.
What gender is it?
If you're like most people, common everyday items look
inert to you. But what you may not know is that many
of them have a gender. For example. . .
Ziploc Bags -- Male, because they hold everything in
but you can see right through them.
Copier -- Female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive
device if the right buttons are pushed, but it can
wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
Tire -- Male, because it goes bald, and often it's
over-inflated.
Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because to get it to go
anywhere you have to light a fire under it -- and, of
course, there's the hot air part.
Sponges -- Female, because they're soft and squeezable
and retain water.
Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit
on.
Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to
pick up people.
Hourglass -- Female, because, over time, the weight
shifts to the bottom.
Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't evolved much over
the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
Remote Control -- Female . . . Ha! You thought it'd be
male. But consider -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be
lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the
right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
What gender is it?
If you're like most people, common everyday items look
inert to you. But what you may not know is that many
of them have a gender. For example. . .
Ziploc Bags -- Male, because they hold everything in
but you can see right through them.
Copier -- Female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive
device if the right buttons are pushed, but it can
wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
Tire -- Male, because it goes bald, and often it's
over-inflated.
Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because to get it to go
anywhere you have to light a fire under it -- and, of
course, there's the hot air part.
Sponges -- Female, because they're soft and squeezable
and retain water.
Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit
on.
Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to
pick up people.
Hourglass -- Female, because, over time, the weight
shifts to the bottom.
Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't evolved much over
the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
Remote Control -- Female . . . Ha! You thought it'd be
male. But consider -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be
lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the
right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
