OT: Apropos of nothing (ok, maybe the mule thing)

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It arrived in an email. I apologise in advance.

And You Thought YOU Knew EVERYTHING

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal."
The second was William Jefferson Clinton.

Turtles can breathe through their butts. Butterflies taste with their feet.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders more than death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. A snail can sleep for three years.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

The average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!

A dentist invented the electric chair.

All polar bears are left-handed. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick his or her elbow.
 
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

...which, if true, opens the door to endless possibilities for mischief. :D

I have to take exception with the oak tree thing, though. Mine started producing acorns in under 20 years.
 
raghorn said:
I have to take exception with the oak tree thing, though. Mine started producing acorns in under 20 years.
Hmmmm, must've been a dwarf and 30 years old when you planted it.;)

"If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts."

My oh my. If we were stretched out together nose to nose I would have my toes in it, if we were stretched out toes to toes I would have my.....:D :eek: ;)

Has everyone seen "The Skunk" in Whine & Cheese?" LMRRAO!!!!:D

Edit:
How could I have cut that dayumed bracket off, I almost always look to see if I have, guess I didn't this time.:rolleyes:
 
Yvsa said:
"If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts."

My oh my. If we were stretched out together nose to nose I would have my toes in it, if we were stretched out toes to toes I would have my.....:D :eek: ;) :rolleyes:

If everyone I ever had a relationship with was laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised. (You might want to read that again) :D :eek: :D
 
Next time someone sends you something lie that, send them this, Kis...

Clicky

Last year I had to killfile my own mother for a week because of her tendency to forward every single non-personal email she received to me; she was a member of several different mailing lists and was somewhat active in Usenet at the time. :rolleyes: True story - I was getting 10+ chainmail forwardings from her each and every day, compared with four or five spam mails. She actually outspammed the spammers. :)
 
<In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined. >

This, I can personally attest to. Wish I could find that pic of a 2x4 driven through a palm tree. And palm trees are like, the hardest and most worthless wood... like concrete.

AA
 
Thanks for the link, Satori, but I don't mind. For some folks, it is the only way they have of saying "I'm thinking of you."

Sometimes I like to be thought of. Doesn't take much to delete the email.
 
My mother - and the others sending these things to me - were not thinking of me. They were simply clicking buttons.

I've since trained them to think of me before sending things off. :)
 
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