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I think EVERYONE should suffer:
> > A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
> > He can see from her nameplate that her name
> > is Patricia Whack.
> >
> > "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan
> > to take a holiday."
> >
> > Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks
> > his name.
> >
> > The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger,
> > his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay,
> > he knows the bank manager.
> >
> > Patty explains that he will need to secure
> > the loan with some collateral. The frog says,
> > "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny
> > porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall
> > - bright pink and perfectly formed.
> >
> > Very confused, Patty explains that she'll
> > have to consult with the bank manager
> > and disappears into a back office.
> >
> > She finds the manager and says, "There's
> > a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who
> > claims to know you and wants to borrow
> > $30,000, and he wants to use this as
> > collateral."
> >
> > She holds up the tiny pink elephant.
> > "I mean, what in the world is this?"
> >
> >
> >
> > (you're gonna love this)
> >
> >
> >
> > (its a real treat)
> >
> >
> >
> > (masterpiece)
> >
> >
> >
> > (wait for it)
> >
> >
> >
> > The bank manager looks back at her
> > and says...
> > "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack.
> > Give the frog a loan. His old man's
> > a Rolling Stone."
> >
> > (You're singing it, aren't you?!!
> > - I knew you would be.)
> > A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
> > He can see from her nameplate that her name
> > is Patricia Whack.
> >
> > "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan
> > to take a holiday."
> >
> > Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks
> > his name.
> >
> > The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger,
> > his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay,
> > he knows the bank manager.
> >
> > Patty explains that he will need to secure
> > the loan with some collateral. The frog says,
> > "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny
> > porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall
> > - bright pink and perfectly formed.
> >
> > Very confused, Patty explains that she'll
> > have to consult with the bank manager
> > and disappears into a back office.
> >
> > She finds the manager and says, "There's
> > a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who
> > claims to know you and wants to borrow
> > $30,000, and he wants to use this as
> > collateral."
> >
> > She holds up the tiny pink elephant.
> > "I mean, what in the world is this?"
> >
> >
> >
> > (you're gonna love this)
> >
> >
> >
> > (its a real treat)
> >
> >
> >
> > (masterpiece)
> >
> >
> >
> > (wait for it)
> >
> >
> >
> > The bank manager looks back at her
> > and says...
> > "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack.
> > Give the frog a loan. His old man's
> > a Rolling Stone."
> >
> > (You're singing it, aren't you?!!
> > - I knew you would be.)
